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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:55 pm to Mud_Till_May
I'm going to tell them I have to go out of town.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to Mud_Till_May
You're having a sex change surgery and the liberal media is paying for it
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to stout
So your unemployed and live off welfare?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to Mud_Till_May
Tell them you got a DWHUA (driving while head up arse) and cop said you must stay home until you hear the loud pop of of your head being expelled.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:57 pm to Mud_Till_May
In hospital having an addedicktome.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:57 pm to Mud_Till_May
Pffft...I wish. Would be easier than the BS I deal with.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
PTO unless you are poor
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
Um, say I want to use a vacation day?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Agforlife
That's not called dwhua, that's called cranial Rectum inversion
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
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What should I use as my excuse to take off.
haha im doing the same thing. bastards told me i couldnt have the week off. went to the beach with friends for the 4th. they had the room all week. i came back for work today and it was hell so tomorrow im saying frick it and heading back to the beach.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:59 pm to Mud_Till_May
How about just take PTO since you know this is exctly what it's there for? I took a day off a few weeks ago so I could catch up on some shite I needed to do during work hours, which I did after I slept in and relaxed.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:59 pm to stout
I would love to work from home stout but I'm not that resourceful
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:01 pm to Mud_Till_May
Explosive diahrrea
Having an MRI to test for claustrophobia
Having an MRI to test for claustrophobia
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:05 pm to Mud_Till_May
It's nice. My day consists of lots of phone calls and emails as well as processing work orders my contractors complete though I am about to sub that part out so I can focus on other things. Some days are busy as hell because of contractors fricking up and other days are boring as can be. Today I was busy because I am hiring for people to cover 3 new states for me so I had lots of people calling, emailing, and applying for the positions.
Tomorrow I have to go work in the field for a bit for the first time in 2 months which I am dreading. It's fricking hot.
Tomorrow I have to go work in the field for a bit for the first time in 2 months which I am dreading. It's fricking hot.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:21 pm to Mud_Till_May
Just be honest with your boss
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:40 pm to Mud_Till_May
Why do you need an excuse? Just tell them you're taking the day off.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:43 pm to Mud_Till_May
Tell them your dickbutt hurts bad, like real bad
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:46 pm to stout
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Pffft...I wish. Would be easier than the BS I deal with.
Independent Contractor?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:48 pm to Mud_Till_May
You want to go vandalize civil war monuments because you're white.
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