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Im calling into work tomorrow

Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:48 pm
What should I use as my excuse to take off.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39229 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to
aids
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to
Your puppy is having kittens.
Posted by Broseph Barksdale
Member since Sep 2010
10571 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to
leap second
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50836 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:50 pm to
What's the real reason?
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:50 pm to
Call in tired
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
I'm going to the beach.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25502 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
Mud butt
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5136 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
You now identify yourself as a non-white and deserve a day off to discover your new cultural background.
Posted by baylorbaiter
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1494 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
Tell them you waved "the" flag at a black party!
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
Call in beach
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15124 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:52 pm to
Grand mother died again
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65765 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Exploratory surgery to determine your gender reveal party.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167357 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Mouth ulcers from sucking so much cock
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Anal glaucoma.

This is the excuse I use when
"I can't see my arse going to work."
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Hops and barley fever
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:54 pm to
You use that one a Lot don't you stout.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17575 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:54 pm to
Tell them you lost your give a frick so you're going to take a day to try and find it again.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:55 pm to
I just need a day off.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167357 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:55 pm to
No but my boss does sometimes randomly jack me off in the middle of the day

























I am self employed and work from home often
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