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Have you ever had (or witnessed) a sexual experience at work?
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:53 am
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:53 am
(masturbation counts)
ETA: I heard two guys across our office building the other day talking. Apparently one guy walked into another's office and said "whoa, didn't mean to interrupt." Then the other guy said "Oh, they're just in bikinis. No naked ladies or nothing."
One of the most awkward things I've ever heard.
ETA: I heard two guys across our office building the other day talking. Apparently one guy walked into another's office and said "whoa, didn't mean to interrupt." Then the other guy said "Oh, they're just in bikinis. No naked ladies or nothing."
One of the most awkward things I've ever heard.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 7:57 am
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:57 am to Pecker
Ive witnessed two coworkers (male and female) coming out of the men's bathroom. This was when I was 16 and a bagger at SuperFresh. They were stockers.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:58 am to Pecker
I predict lots of truth in this thread
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:59 am to Pecker
I've only worked with one woman my entire life, and she was a nasty, smelly dot indian. Never worked with any fruits either
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:07 am to Pecker
I have had a few women show me their new tits...but nothing other than that
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:08 am to Pecker
I had to fire some people for having sex in a cooler. I threw out every single piece of food and had a cleaning crew scrub it out.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:13 am to Pecker
Had a summer fling with a chick when we were both interns/co-ops. We snuck off to a storage area a few times and she'd give me a bj or we'd have a quickie. Other than that, I've never messed around with a girl I worked with.
I've seen a few suspicious male female combos 'go to lunch' together but nothing ever at the office.
I've seen a few suspicious male female combos 'go to lunch' together but nothing ever at the office.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:14 am to Pecker
When I was in college I ran a BREC park. I was dating one of the summer camp counselors and we banged all over the gymnasium and office. (After hours).
Those big blue gym mats aren't as soft as they look.
Those big blue gym mats aren't as soft as they look.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:19 am to Pecker
Not according to the Bill Clinton definition of sexual relations.
Otherwise, yes, got a BJ working night shift in '96
Otherwise, yes, got a BJ working night shift in '96
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:23 am to Pecker
Had a salesgirl flirt, then dry hump my leg at my desk.
The week before, I saw her showing her new tits to a group of customers.
Found out later she had a "slight" cocaine problem..
The week before, I saw her showing her new tits to a group of customers.
Found out later she had a "slight" cocaine problem..
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:25 am to Jcorye1
Anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant has most likely witnessed sexual encounters. Nothing but whores.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:26 am to Pecker
Sex in a bar women's bathroom while bouncing in college. Couldn't finish when people started noticing.
BJ from my GF I worked with while working the night shift at a local hotel in college.
Sex in the freezer at a country club with a cart girl in college.
Sex with my wife in my old office in Laffy.
Only job I haven't had sex at is my current one. Not exactly an environment conducive to bringing the wife in to bang.
BJ from my GF I worked with while working the night shift at a local hotel in college.
Sex in the freezer at a country club with a cart girl in college.
Sex with my wife in my old office in Laffy.
Only job I haven't had sex at is my current one. Not exactly an environment conducive to bringing the wife in to bang.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:28 am to Pecker
I used to work in a not-so-desirable part of DC when I first moved here. Unfortunately, my office window overlooked an abandoned bus stop where crackheads were prominent. It wasn't uncommon to see them fellate or sodomize one another. It was nice to move away from there.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:30 am to Pecker
When I was 16 at Winn Dixie we had a couple that was dating get fired for banging in the produce cooler during work.
Also had a friend who use to bang some chick at subway during hours in the back. Apparently the would use some of the oil for lube...
Also had a friend who use to bang some chick at subway during hours in the back. Apparently the would use some of the oil for lube...
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:32 am to Shexter
quote:
Had a salesgirl flirt, then dry hump my leg at my desk. The week before, I saw her showing her new tits to a group of customers. Found out later she had a "slight" cocaine problem..
Perfect.

Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:39 am to Pecker
Worked with an ex girlfriend and we would do it in the closet after clocking out. Sad part is she would get her boyfriend to pick her up sometimes after work.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:44 am to Lion8
Some interns got caught fricking in a car in the parking lot at our office a few years back.
That particular lot is between 2 buildings and has a ton of foot traffic.
That particular lot is between 2 buildings and has a ton of foot traffic.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:51 am to Pecker
Not work related, though it was in the parking lot at work.
My old car in college had double limo tint all the way around, I would put a sunshade on the windshield and hop in the back.
The AG colosseum lot, 8 am. People could park next to you and have no idea what was going on. Couldn't do anything more than a slow grind so the car wouldn't move, but was worth it at the time.
My old car in college had double limo tint all the way around, I would put a sunshade on the windshield and hop in the back.
The AG colosseum lot, 8 am. People could park next to you and have no idea what was going on. Couldn't do anything more than a slow grind so the car wouldn't move, but was worth it at the time.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:53 am to Pecker
Had drinks after work for retirement party. Two of the girls we work with got drunk and told me how they showed and examined each others boobs.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:08 am to Black n Gold
quote:
Anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant has most likely witnessed sexual encounters
Let's just say I worked in a restaurant for 10 years in BR

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