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re: Commonly Used Beer Maven Cliches

Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:59 am to
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Posted by GrammarKnotsi
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:03 am to
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"I met all these guys online"



"go by yourself in case they want to kill you"
Posted by CoachChappy
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:05 am to
Beer maven= Hipster drinking beer= snotty shithead at your crawfish boil looking down his nose at the free beer you are providing=beta
Posted by bbrou33
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:08 am to
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Beer maven= Hipster drinking beer= snotty shithead at your crawfish boil looking down his nose at the free beer you are providing=beta

I'm all Alpha bro
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:08 am to
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Beer maven= Hipster drinking beer= snotty shithead at your crawfish boil looking down his nose at the free beer you are providing=beta


he mad
Posted by BottomlandBrew
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:10 am to
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:11 am to
crawfish taste better with better beer that is a fact
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:12 am to
Might want to leave your phone at home.
Posted by Glock17
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:13 am to
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Beer maven= Hipster drinking beer= snotty shithead at your crawfish boil looking down his nose at the free beer you are providing=beta


he mad















This post was edited on 2/20/15 at 10:18 am
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:15 am to
tastes beer
takes picture
checks in on untapped
rates on beer advocate
posts in FBD
hops fade
order fresh beer
Posted by bbrou33
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:16 am to
"Yes, those manpris make you look gay"
Posted by TigerWise
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:20 am to
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crawfish taste better with better beer that is a fact


Give me Abita. Root or Strawberry, save the good beer for later.
Posted by bbrou33
Big Apple, NY
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:22 am to
Yea, I'd rather pound budlight while eating crawfish anyway. Abita root is solid too.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:26 am to
I actually prefer a really light bodied beer when eating crawfish. like a bud light or at most a crisp blonde or something.

after I'm done I'll pound whales
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:28 am to
I don't eat crawfish anyway
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:30 am to
Canebrake is an excellent crawfish beer.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:32 am to
:kige:

SA Lawnmower isn't bad. Weekend Warrior is surpisingly good with the bugs too if you want a legit PA
Posted by AlxTgr
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:34 am to
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crawfish taste better with better beer that is a fact

Depends what you call better beer. Craft with crawfish? NFW. Light all day long since I'll probably have 14 or so.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:34 am to
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Weekend Warrior is surpisingly good with the bugs too if you want a legit PA


I could see that.

All Day IPA is also a good crawfish boil beer... low abv and cheap.

Honestly, All Day IPA is a great beer for just about anything. As long as we can keep getting fresh $15.99 15-packs I'll be keeping it in stock in the beer fridge.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:35 am to
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with the bugs
just stop
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