re: Anybody ever been busted looking at porn at work, school, public, etc?

I know/knew 2 people who did it at work and were caught and canned. Some people's children.

Why the hell do people look at porn at work? I can't fathom any scenario where I'd take that chance. I mean, I'm not looking at porn unless I'm fapping, and I'm sure as hell not gonna Jack off at work. Wtf?

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Freshmen year in college some kid forgot he had been watching porn earlier when he closed his laptop. He opened it up in a lecture hall and it started playing outloud in a quiet room of a few hundred people. He slammed it shut but there was still that 15-20 second gap where his laptop had to shutdown while it was still playing. Likely the longest few seconds of his life

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Basically this exact thing happened but my mom caught me. I shut the lap top and you still hear the " OHHH frick ME!!" and all that. I ran outside with the laptop, I panicked.

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I worked for a Big 4 accounting firm right out of college. First year there, like 3 times I opened an email from a buddy that popped up an image of a nekkid chic, jacked my volume all the way, locks up the laptop, and the woman starts moaning. I couldn't stop it and had to slam it shut. Like 3 damn times my buddy got me with it.

Once I was at my desk and had like 15 windows open with naked chics that I was staring at (with a hard on under my desk) and the senior I was working with all of a sudden walked around the corner and to my desk. She was right begind me. No way I was going to be able to sit there and close all the windows and she has already seen what was on the screen. So I just sat there and talked to her while ignoring what was on my screen. Only thing I could do. And she was hot too.

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I'm working for a Big4 firm now. Sometimes the long days just get to you and you need some relief during busy season.

also screen protectors really help out in situations

No need, we hit the titty bar as a group about 2-3 times per week during lunch. Free buffalo wings and no cover with a twit card

Kid I know family is in the funeral biness. Once he got out of school he joined up with them. A few months in and he was learning the ropes. Since he was young and tech savy they put him in charge of downloading photos of the deceased and family members and doing slide shows during funerals/wakes if the family so desired. One particular funeral the fam was one minute gazing at pictures of aunt Mildred and uncle Tommy then a riviting Asian frick session. Good times.