Mitty Taster

The thing that bothers me most is that they all look the same. There's no diversity at all. They all look like they came off a cookie-cutter assembly line. Long-sleeve button-up polo with the cuffs rolled, shorty shorts, boat shoes, and Costas with that lame little band that wraps around so that they don't fall off while giving head, I assume.

Double Quarter Pounder with cheese dressed like a Big Mac

Double Whopper with cheese, bacon, and jalapenos

I grew up in Pittsburgh (the capital of hoagie country) and in my opinion, the biggest difference is the bread. Hoagies generally come on an Italian bread (Mancini's was the bakery of choice up there) whereas poboys are on the crustier, chewier French loaf such as Leidenheimer. Another big difference is that there are no seafood hoagies. They have awesome fish sandwiches -- best I've ever had -- but they're a totally different beast entirely.

Woodlawn (1992) -- 2 Legit 2 Quit by MC Hammer. Team was undefeated that year during the regular season (got up to 33-0) so at every home game the song would be updated with the new record in the lyrics (i.e, "Thirty-three! Thirty-three and o!")

They also used "Where Dey At" by MC Tucker and DJ Irv

A buddy of mine lost his teaching job in the late-90s when he was in the computer lab and bid on an autographed photo of Sable in a bikini on eBay, and one of the little kids reported that he was looking at nekkid ladies.

I stopped going to the one in Henderson because the food quality was decreasing and the prices were increasing. The one in BR has the same problem: small portions of less-than-mediocre food at outlandish prices. At least at the original you can sit on the water, or go to the dance hall or to one of the bars/landings on the river afterwards.

I remember when the 'new' location on Siegen opened. Everyone was so excited and for the first several weeks there was a line out the door no matter when you went. The first time I went there was an hour wait... And I waited. All that hype sure died down quickly -- 2 years later the place was dead empty.

Nowadays if I'm in the mood to gorge myself on crappy Mexican food I go to El Magey. I think it's surprisingly decent.

Here's a mid-90s pic of me and my buddy after we stole some pinatas from the
Metairie location after eating there. Loved the enchiladas with the red tomato soup-ish sauce and sour cream on top

For old-school Vegas prices check out Ellis Island Casino. Seriously legit steak special, BBQ chicken/ribs special, and breakfast specials.