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re: Does John Mayer have a magic wand in his briefs?!

Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:02 am to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:02 am to
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where is Taylor Swift?


Obviously he doesnt mind slumming it with ratty looking girls with the body of a 12 year old boy.


ETA: i don't think he had sex with her anyway.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 11:03 am
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31803 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:03 am to
giada
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17035 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:25 am to
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Jennifer Love Hewitt



God, he soiled my J Love too?! FML
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
4940 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:30 am to
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How the hell does this dude pull all these females?


He can sing, play the guitar, and he's rich. Doesn't take a rocket scientist.
Posted by LSURonin
SELA
Member since Jan 2015
99 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:31 am to
Musicians pull trim.
Celebs pull trim.
Celeb musicians pull a lot of trim.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:33 am to
He's not a beta like most of the OT
Posted by Dijkstra
Michael J. Fox's location in time.
Member since Sep 2007
8738 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:40 am to
How is this even a question? Damn near every attractive girl I know loves John Mayer. The dude is pretty funny and can play the guitar. Not to mention, he's loaded.

His dick is apparently racist, though, so that may factor in, as well.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38797 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:45 am to
He is a pretty good looking guy....no gay. Then add in the pop stardom and boom, lot's of bang bang.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15161 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:03 pm to
His guitar playing style sends a subliminal message that he is the finger blaster master
Posted by JW
Los Angeles
Member since Jul 2004
4772 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:07 pm to
well .... it should be hard to figure out. He's extremely wealthy, famous, a musician, young and decent looking. And apparently a nice enough guy.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134934 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:08 pm to
The dude is one of the best guitar blues players out there but plays pops songs simply for the poon and money (of which he gets plenty). Anyone who says they wouldn't trade places with the guy is a goddamn liar.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7374 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:09 pm to
he's got a huge head like a lion
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:10 pm to
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And apparently a nice enough guy.


except for banging other men's wives (allegedly)
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:12 pm to
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And apparently a nice enough guy.



Don't let his music fool you. The guy is a huge player. Taylor Swift even wrote a song about how much of an a-hole he is.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12355 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:13 pm to
Rich and famous young rock star pulls a ton of tang........groundbreaking. It's a tale as old as time.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:14 pm to
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Taylor Swift even wrote a song about how much of an a-hole he is.



You could insert this line in describing any of the men that have ventured into that cold barren wasteland.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50257 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:16 pm to
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The dude is one of the best guitar blues players out there

John Mayall is too old to be dickin´ all deez wimmenz
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
Member since Nov 2009
2829 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:20 pm to
Women love money
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134934 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:21 pm to
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You could insert this line in describing any of the men that have ventured into that cold barren wasteland.


Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35759 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:22 pm to
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The guy is a huge player. 


Can you blame the guy? Women are gold digging whores. I'd use up and spit em out too if I was him.
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