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Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:12 pm to DollaChoppa
"Why aren't presbyterians allowed on the bridge?"
Sign read.... No Pedestrians..
Sign read.... No Pedestrians..
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:31 pm to DollaChoppa
A friend's exwife. @ Taco bell " Can I get a bean burrito, No Beans"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:32 pm to DollaChoppa
"I went on a trip to Canada once"
Me: Where in Canada?
Her: "I dunno, I think it was called Nebraska"
Me: Where in Canada?
Her: "I dunno, I think it was called Nebraska"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:34 pm to mahdragonz
Girl I was dating at the time asked me if I knew someone who could giver her a job because according to her mom...Jews know everyone
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:35 pm to DollaChoppa
Didnt date her but I similarly knew a girl who thought that bats are mythological creatures.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:36 pm to KentuckyArcher
Kinda similar to a girl i know she went to whataburger and ordered a honey butter chicken biscuit without the honey butter
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:37 pm to DollaChoppa
I shite you not, this JUST happened.
My roommate has a chick over and we're watching the Saints game and he makes the proclamation:
"Theyre the 'Aints' until they get over five hundred"
"But there's only 100 yards on the field?"
My roommate has a chick over and we're watching the Saints game and he makes the proclamation:
"Theyre the 'Aints' until they get over five hundred"
"But there's only 100 yards on the field?"
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:37 pm to DollaChoppa
We had broken up by then but I had an ex gf text me once asking who won the revolutionary war. I thought she was kidding and holy shite she wasn't. So I explained.
To add to that, she texts me a month or so later asking me who won the Civil War. At this point I had lost hope in humanity and told her "the South, that's why we have separate countries now."
To add to that, she texts me a month or so later asking me who won the Civil War. At this point I had lost hope in humanity and told her "the South, that's why we have separate countries now."
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:44 pm to cwil177
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She also threw water balloons at homeless people.
Where is this girl, I must marry her now
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:03 pm to deltaland
A girl once asked me if chocolate milk came from brown cows
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:11 pm to TrueTiger
Driving down 49 in late october, lots of orange trash bags on the side of the road...
Her: What are all these orange pumpkin looking things doing on the side of the road?
Me: Those are trash bags. The trustees are picking up litter.
Her: Well I think it's neat that they have Halloween themed bags.
Me:
Her: What are all these orange pumpkin looking things doing on the side of the road?
Me: Those are trash bags. The trustees are picking up litter.
Her: Well I think it's neat that they have Halloween themed bags.
Me:
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:12 pm to Paige
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a girl you dated
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Paige
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:25 pm to FT
Girl in my room looking at autographed picture of Sean Connery as James Bond:
"Is that Hitler?"
"Is that Hitler?"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:41 pm to Mizzoufan26
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...and not enjoy those few seconds...
I had one ask right after those few seconds, "ok, so that's the hole that comes from... So where's the hole your pee comes from?"
My response, "I'm going to sleep."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:45 pm to Floating Change Up
"Why are books always more expensive in Canada?"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:50 pm to DollaChoppa
She thought Led Zeppelin was a guy
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:54 pm to TigersHuskers
Not a girlfriend but a female member of my family. Driving across a narrow bridge and passed a no tailgating sign. Her response "why they need that sign up here? Where they gonna put the BBQ pit?"
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