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Awkward moment at work...
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:54 am
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:54 am
My boss: "So are you doing anything for the holidays?"
Me: "No, not really. Are you and your family going out of town?" (
Someone mentioned recently that they thought he was heading somewhere.)
My boss: "No, my family and I are staying in-town because my ______ is pregnant."
(I wasn't really paying attention and I didn't hear what he said. The other person I alluded to had said something about my boss boarding one of his pets so I assumed he said 'dog'.)
Me: "Oh, so you're dog is pregnant?"
My boss: "No, my daughter..."
Keep in mind that my boss is extremely religious and very conservative. His daughter is 20-years-old, is not married, and has already expressed that she does not love the father.
Me: "No, not really. Are you and your family going out of town?" (
Someone mentioned recently that they thought he was heading somewhere.)
My boss: "No, my family and I are staying in-town because my ______ is pregnant."
(I wasn't really paying attention and I didn't hear what he said. The other person I alluded to had said something about my boss boarding one of his pets so I assumed he said 'dog'.)
Me: "Oh, so you're dog is pregnant?"
My boss: "No, my daughter..."
Keep in mind that my boss is extremely religious and very conservative. His daughter is 20-years-old, is not married, and has already expressed that she does not love the father.
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to saint amant steve
So the baby is gonna be black? 
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to saint amant steve
like o em gee. that story sucks. so what if his 20 yr old daughter is pregnant.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to saint amant steve
maybe its a virgin birth 
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to saint amant steve
should have ended that exchange with "congrats on the bastard"
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to saint amant steve
Go ahead and pack your box.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to saint amant steve
Are you the father?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:56 am to saint amant steve
Is she pregnant by the dog? If not, it's not that awkward.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:56 am to saint amant steve
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Keep in mind that my boss is extremely religious and very conservative
We were supposed to know this?
quote:
His daughter is 20-years-old, is not married, and has already expressed that she does not love the father
Oh well. shite happens.
Ask him when her baby shower is and show up with a wrapped gift.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:58 am to Slinky
Dude, your boss likes you enough to reveal what many would consider to be a close personal matter.
I hope you were polite to him.
I hope you were polite to him.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:00 am to saint amant steve
Not too awkward. When you see him next, engage him in banter about sex of the baby, etc. mention birth of Jesus in the same timeframe, special gift from God, etc., and you are solid.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:00 am to saint amant steve
Is this the part where we make fun of the man that, despite his convictions attracting ridicule, is going to bring a newborn into the world and support it and his daughter?
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 10:02 am
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:01 am to saint amant steve
Not as awkward as this moment...
Good friend of mine saw one of our mutual friends from HS at the gym one day. Asked him how his 18 month old son was doing. "Welp _______, turns out he wasn't mine. Him and his mother have since moved to Florida."
Good friend of mine saw one of our mutual friends from HS at the gym one day. Asked him how his 18 month old son was doing. "Welp _______, turns out he wasn't mine. Him and his mother have since moved to Florida."
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:02 am to saint amant steve
That ducks to hear that his daughter doesn't love you. Will you at least get to be in the child's life?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:03 am to LSUfan20005
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Dude, your boss likes you enough to reveal what many would consider to be a close personal matter. I hope you were polite to him.
This 100%.
The guy is telling you something personal. Everyone misunderstands people at times. From now on though actually pay attention to what people are saying. Use it as an opportunity to become closer to him and build a contact for the future that you can use as a reference or a jumping point
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:03 am to Skin
quote:
Good friend of mine saw one of our mutual friends from HS at the gym one day. Asked him how his 18 month old son was doing. "Welp _______, turns out he wasn't mine. Him and his mother have since moved to Florida."
would murda baby momma
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:04 am to Chad504boy
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would murda baby momma
No doubt. Especially since they were married.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:05 am to saint amant steve
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His daughter is 20-years-old
pics
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:05 am to saint amant steve
I hope he reads this.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:05 am to Skin
"Oh. So how 'bout those Saints, huh?"
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