re: neighbors dog keeps using my yard as its toilet, how can I stop this?

Our crazy neighbor's dog kept crapping in our yard. The neighbor was a certified psycho so there was no talking to him. So my husband and went to his mom's house (across the street from ours) to get his slingshot. We picked up some good rocks along the way.

Then we waited, ducking down behind the screen door bottom panel. Sure enough the little azzh*** can trotting into our yard to take a dump. My husband pegged that dumb dog so hard in the butt that the dog yelped, jumped and did a 180 and took off down the street.

My husband decided to take another shot at the dog in the street. He missed, the rock bounced on the street and went hurtling towards his mom's picture window. It smacked it hard and it was loud.

Just like two idiots we instantly ducked down behind the door and watched what would happen next. His mom came out n her porch and yelled "Stop hiding you little Bastage, I know it was you. You just came and got the sling shot 10 minutes ago, do you think I'm f*****g stupid?"

His mom is an amazing little old Italian lady with a heart of gold and the vocabulary of a sailor. The dog never came in my yard again.

TL;DR - Use a slingshot but be careful of what you may hit if you miss the dog.

Don't sweat the small stuff man

It's just a dog pissing and shitting in your yard. Life's too short to be pissed about that type if stuff

BB gun solved my problem, just 1 pump and hit it in the arse. After the third shot it finally learned.

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Eta: I have talked to them numerous times already.

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No offense but if that is true and they still let it happen people must look at you as a pushover

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Eta: I have talked to them numerous times already

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Talk to the dog instead. Ask it why it shits in your yard and address the real issue. It may have abandonment issues or it may have been abused as a puppy and it is just lashing out - with poo. Make an appointment for you and the dog to sit down with a professional and see if you can work through this tough time together.

If it's a small little bitch dog just give it a quick squib kick and it'll probably choose another yard..maybe?

Go piss on the dog while its crapping in your yard.

As a dog owner, my neighbors come first. Don't blame the dog, hold your neighbors accountable. Call the law or animal control. It's in a dogs nature to not crap in its own yard (from what I've witnessed). In short, your dipshit neighbor is crapping in your yard.