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Incidence of homosexuality linked to paternal diet of ancestors

Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:34 pm
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Turns out that there is some evidence to support that what a man eats can increase the chances of their offspring being gay. Ironically as it turns out, most of these things are southern classics.

Grits, sweet tea, chicken fried steak, cornbread.

Guess that explains all the low down brothas in Atlanta.

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The prospective cohort study, published in Nature Medicine, followed 15,000 volunteers for 30 years to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.

Although the study did find some connection between the maternal intake of sugar during pregnancy and childhood obesity, the most surprising finding was that fathers who ate grits had a much greater chance of having a gay child.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:36 pm to
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Grits, sweet tea, chicken fried steak, cornbread.


I'm heterosexual as frick and I love all these things and eat/drink the hell out of them.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68441 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:37 pm to
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Grits, sweet tea, chicken fried steak, cornbread.


I hope this study is unimpeachable because I've never been a fan of or eaten much of that. In fact, I hate grits.

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to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.
the most surprising finding was that fathers who ate grits had a much greater chance of having a gay child.


This post was edited on 10/20/14 at 9:40 pm
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6368 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:40 pm to
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the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin


Homotonin... The writing was on the wall
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119065 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:42 pm to
homototin?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40213 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:43 pm to
Well now we know.

Outlaw grits and solve the ghey problem
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40213 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:44 pm to
This is satire right?
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62573 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:47 pm to
Well, shite...my whole family must be gay, including me. Yikes! We need a Nutritional gay czar. Maybe that guy from Sweating to the oldies..
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:49 pm to
Excellent troll! For you wannabes pay attention, this is how to properl troll.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:50 pm to
Thank you for posting that. Luckily I am not trash so I have never tried grits. IDK what they are but they sound like dirt.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:52 pm to
Does this mean that Jesus hates cornbread and chicken fried steak by association?

Southern Baptists fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54753 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 10:21 pm to
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After investigating further, the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin




I'm pretty sure cptbengal thinks the kids that player soccer without balls probably have parents with high homotonin levels.
Posted by S.E.C. Crazy
Alabama
Member since Feb 2013
7905 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 1:00 am to
Homosexuality is linked to perverts.

The end
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 6:06 am to
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the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin

6.8/10
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31982 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 6:43 am to
I don't eat grits much anymore, but I still drink sweet tea a few times a week and I love chicken fried steak.
Sorry future son I know being gay can be difficult
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17494 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 7:26 am to
Wonder how many children of the grit-eaters grew up in a home without a dad in the home, and only had women in his life to raise him?
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