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Does anyone else's SO do strange things in her/his sleep?

Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:06 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9289 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:06 pm
Mine has a habit of talking but last night was a new one. About 2 a.m. I got up to take a piss, climb back in the bed and lay there for a sec. I roll over on my side to face her after about 10 minutes of laying on my back and see what appears to be her eyes open. It's dark so I blink my eyes very hard to try to get better vision and sure enough her eyes are wide open looking straight at me. I whispered her name, and she slowly raised her head off the pillow while moving it towards me at the same time, with her eyes wide open and never blinking.

Freaked me out so I said her name loudly and her eyes suddenly locked onto mine and I could tell she was awake. She had no recollection of doing it or how long she had been doing it or anything.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
84300 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:07 pm to
frick that, I would have slapped the shite out of her
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29601 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:07 pm to
welp, you're gonna get murdered in your sleep
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61447 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:07 pm to
my wife wakes up freaking out about spiders crawling on her or hanging from the ceiling at least once a month


i don't even acknowledge it anymore
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9819 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:08 pm to
Mine is always poking me with something in my sleep.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16647 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:09 pm to
creepy
Posted by Speck
Dirty South
Member since Aug 2014
349 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:11 pm to
Call a priest
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52216 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:11 pm to
Yep. You'll be added to the deceased poster list soon enough
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
4738 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:12 pm to
Mine went bat shite on me one night from a supposed nightmare.
Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
23417 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:13 pm to
If I wake my girlfriend up from a nap, she is in a drunken-like trance for a while. Says hilarious shite and doesn't remember any of it.
Posted by Puck82
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23656 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:13 pm to
There is one poster on here who's SO or ex-SO sleep walks her way into threesomes. That was a pretty strange story with no conclusion.
Posted by DeepSouthSportsman
frick Bama
Member since Jul 2012
4640 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:14 pm to
She's a fn zombie and I think you're full of shite
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81591 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:16 pm to
Holy shite. That's scary.

Unless he's drunk and I'm sober, Jones is an easy sleeper. He and I both don't move around much, both don't snore, and both wake up easily if we hear anything.

I have friends that are miserable. One friend will spasm a TON all night and randomly say things that aren't in any real language.

Another will scratch the absolute shite out of his head. We shared a hotel room once, and I couldn't sleep in the separate bed because of his violent head scratching in his sleep. Both hands and all 5 fingers just digging into his head all night.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29601 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
i do strange things to my SO while she sleeps
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
10912 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
called that sleep insomnia
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19434 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:23 pm to
It all depends on the day we have had.

If we did shoulders or arms in the gym sometimes she goes numb and it wakes me up until I get her back to normal. Most nights she just sleeps under my pillow or face though...
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:29 pm to
My wife will laugh in her sleep on rare occasions. It's creepy as shite to have dead silence at 3 a.m. and then hear her let out a giggle. Sometimes she wakes herself up with it and then she starts laughing harder at herself for doing it.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:29 pm to
She mouthbreathes.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10149 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:54 pm to
I sleep with my eyes open. My wife fricking hates it.
Posted by 400lb. Ape
Member since Jun 2013
343 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:56 pm to
Have you seen Side Effects?
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