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Husband makes spreadsheet of Wife's excuses for no sex
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:01 pm
This guy is obviously not an OT baller!
TL:DR - Wife denies husband sex. Husband makes spreadsheet and sends it to her while she is on a business trip. Now his wife is pissed because he went no contact.
TL:DR - Wife denies husband sex. Husband makes spreadsheet and sends it to her while she is on a business trip. Now his wife is pissed because he went no contact.
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:03 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
I've heard just about all of those
Especially the too drunk one
Especially the too drunk one
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:04 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
geez, she sure is making a shite ton of excuses in that post. I guess it's not her fault AT ALL.
whiny count
whiny count
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:04 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
well he is headed to the big D and I don't mean Dallas
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:04 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
Either his sex is terrible or she getting that outside d**k.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:05 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
1) stank arse wife goes to gym and doesn't shower until the next day
2) he sent it to her while she is away on business. She definitely went out and got some strange that night.
2) he sent it to her while she is away on business. She definitely went out and got some strange that night.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:06 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
i'd be interested to see the 11 comments.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:06 pm to Bama and Beer
No WAY this could end well. This will hang over his head until the divorce.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:06 pm to Bama and Beer
If words dont work, make a spreadsheet. fricking genius.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:06 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:07 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
When she says, "I'm sweaty, I need a shower" then denies him, that really means:
"I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I don't want you to discover the spermicide in my panties"
"I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I don't want you to discover the spermicide in my panties"
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:08 pm to PhiTiger1764
I'm seeing a trend. It seems as if she likes to have sex every 10 days. Hmm...
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:08 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
He might as well make a drop down box for every future time she references "the spreadsheet" as an excuse not to sleep with him.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:08 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
3 times in a month? I'd say he's doing pretty well for being married.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:09 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
Why didn't he just offer to shower with her?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:10 pm to loopback
It now has over 500 comments
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:11 pm to loopback
Agreed, I don't know WTF most of these guys are talking about assuming she's getting it on the side. Mid 20's, married? She's probably slowing down. It's like you just watch the end of their youth slip away and you can't do anything about it.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:11 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
and of course she reads that and doesn't think "oh my, this is ridiculous, maybe i should wonder why i'm coming up with these goofy excuses". she wonders why he's done this to her and she's not wrong at all. all this work he's done to prove a point to her and shes asking strangers to tell her she's 100% victim of the mean ole husband.
i'll give it to her that the day of a 10 day road trip away from home wasn't the best time to drop it, but that's it.
i'll give it to her that the day of a 10 day road trip away from home wasn't the best time to drop it, but that's it.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:12 pm to TH03
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geez, she sure is making a shite ton of excuses in that post. I guess it's not her fault AT ALL. whiny count
She deserves to be cheated on.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:12 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
"I'm a bit tender from yesterday"
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