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re: What's your best ever scene at a restaurant?
Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:51 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:51 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
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In the process of the Heimlich her wig came out, and them it become clear she was wearing a mask. She wasn't a she at all! The family was shocked. I would have loved to hear the back story but I minded my own business.
wat?
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:54 pm to prostyleoffensetime
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 7/7/14 at 3:16 pm to GonePecan
don't know if this is best, worst, or funniest to me, but, about 25 yrs. ago, just got a big raise, cracked six figures, took this girl to Vegas, I knew the concierge at the LV Hilton, where we were staying, told her I wanted to celebrate, wanted the best steak and lobster in town, she made reservations at this place off the beaten path, go in beautiful, quiet little place, start with champagne, recommended appetizers, drinks, waiter brings the menu- no prices on anything- no problem, OT baller here, proceeds to give a history lesson about the deep water blue lobster from Australia/Maine, wherever they got them, steak and lobster for entrees, bottle of wine for dinner, we finish up, he brings the check, I try to look like Joe cool, OT baller, look at it, and give him the card, it was more than my house note and condo note combined, we get into a cab, the girl says "that must have been pretty steep, huh?" me"ah, good dinner, well worth it" she just laughs and says "you don't play poker very well do you?"
Posted on 7/7/14 at 3:18 pm to Purpleye
Not a restaurant, but a Saints game.
Go to one of the food booths, and we're behind this guy who ordered food and drink for like 6 people. They pack his shite on multiple trays, and we see him struggling to carry it. At Saints games, they take the lids off your drinks, so they're open.
We're wondering why this guy isn't just making two trips or why he didn't bring someone from his party with him, and then he drops a tray with food and drink. This pisses him off, so he takes the tray he didn't drop and slammed it to the ground and starts laying into the concession EMPLOYEE for something she took no part in
Of course, I can be a hot head when people are rude, so I touch his shoulder and tell him it's not her fault and to stop yelling at her. Everyone is staring at him. He realizes what he's done and looks at me and says "sorry" and walks off.
I thought he was a dick at first, but once he realized what he did and was embarrassed, I felt bad for him. You know that much concessions was like $70
Go to one of the food booths, and we're behind this guy who ordered food and drink for like 6 people. They pack his shite on multiple trays, and we see him struggling to carry it. At Saints games, they take the lids off your drinks, so they're open.
We're wondering why this guy isn't just making two trips or why he didn't bring someone from his party with him, and then he drops a tray with food and drink. This pisses him off, so he takes the tray he didn't drop and slammed it to the ground and starts laying into the concession EMPLOYEE for something she took no part in
Of course, I can be a hot head when people are rude, so I touch his shoulder and tell him it's not her fault and to stop yelling at her. Everyone is staring at him. He realizes what he's done and looks at me and says "sorry" and walks off.
I thought he was a dick at first, but once he realized what he did and was embarrassed, I felt bad for him. You know that much concessions was like $70
Posted on 7/7/14 at 3:21 pm to GonePecan
Also, in before murder-suicide at TJ Ribs. I feel like that would win the thread.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 3:35 pm to GonePecan
i laughed...i cried...i shite my pants
Posted on 7/7/14 at 4:16 pm to GonePecan
Not me, but my brother was in a Mexican restaurant in Gonzales several years ago with his wife and kids and a mouse came running across the floor. Everyone was screaming and squealing. It ran by their table and he stomped it and killed it; everyone cheered.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 4:27 pm to GonePecan
Was at poker run stop at a BBQ joint when a guy started berating his waitress for not bringing him a straw with his drink. The first thing that tipped us off that anything was going on was when I heard him yelling from the other side of the place "I'm a grown fricking man and you will treat me accordingly. Now I want my straw". We laughed at him making an arse of himself for another minute or so when a dude sitting close by gets up, goes over to him and knocks the shite out of him. He knocked him cold. They pick him up and drag him outside and leave him there.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 4:34 pm to REB BEER
1am at a Burger King my sophomore year of college. Crack head going around to every table (occupied or empty) in the restaurant singing Marvin Gaye songs. Employees didn't bat an eyelash.
But honestly who hasn't been there?
A drunk teenager attempting to order an orange from McDonalds and then getting belligerent when they were "out" was pretty good too.
But honestly who hasn't been there?
A drunk teenager attempting to order an orange from McDonalds and then getting belligerent when they were "out" was pretty good too.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 4:34 pm to GonePecan
I told a girl at lunch that I really liked to watch Kung Fu movies on Channel 39 and she said she did too. So we went back to my place and watched Kung Fu movies on Channel 39.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 4:35 pm to GonePecan
Soo nothing happened, sweet
Posted on 7/7/14 at 4:42 pm to BowlJackson
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A drunk teenager attempting to order an orange from McDonalds and then getting belligerent when they were "out" was pretty good too.
This reminded me of something I saw back in about 1987 involving a girl from my HS. This was the age of big hair for girls. By big hair, I mean the girl I'm talking about had hair fixed like this...
She comes into Hardees one night after she'd been out riding around with her BF. Only problem is she is oblivious to the huge wad of splooge she's got entangled in her hair on the side of her head. She walked around the place for like 20 minutes with no clue.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 5:06 pm to GonePecan
I was on a date with this girl in college. I got up to go to the bathroom and noticed another girl was there who I was interested in too. I was eye fricking her as I walked by and ran smack into the wall. She and her friends laughed their asses off. Hooked up with her about 2 weeks later.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 5:24 pm to GonePecan
Posted on 7/7/14 at 5:29 pm to shutterspeed
This one is pretty wild. Dude got lit the frick up.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 5:29 pm to GonePecan
I frickING LOVE WAFFLE HOUSE!!!
Posted on 7/7/14 at 5:56 pm to The Third Leg
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This one is pretty wild. Dude got lit the frick up.
I remember that one. The guy that got lit up had a chin from hell.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 6:21 pm to GonePecan
Powdered sugar fight at the Metairie Morning Call.
Good times
Good times
Posted on 7/7/14 at 6:53 pm to GonePecan
One time I had free dessert.
I had the better time. You had a sad story. Dessert is better than neglected children.
I had the better time. You had a sad story. Dessert is better than neglected children.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:39 pm to The Third Leg
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This one is pretty wild. Dude got lit the frick up.
Say what you want about the dude in the 21 jersey, but he can take a damned punch (or 9).
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