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re: What's your best ever scene at a restaurant?
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:20 pm to Sevendust912
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:20 pm to Sevendust912
P I G PIG
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:20 pm to tigersownall
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but i think cursing like a sailor and consuming large amounts of hootch go hand in hand
At a Chili's? Where families go to eat? Yeah....gotta go trashy on that one. I can give you a pass if you're in a bar with only adults.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:21 pm to delta3504
I was wondering if the shirtless guy was going to get arrested.
I once heard a comedian say that he's learned ONE THING from watching the tv show Cops....
JUST by wearing a shirt, you reduce your chances of being arrested by 75%.
I once heard a comedian say that he's learned ONE THING from watching the tv show Cops....
JUST by wearing a shirt, you reduce your chances of being arrested by 75%.
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:21 pm to GonePecan
Took Rebeloke's mom to Whataburger.
She got the Chicken Strips, I provided the gravy.
The end.
She got the Chicken Strips, I provided the gravy.
The end.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:22 pm to GonePecan
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:23 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
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I saw a guy choking on something and the whole restaurant started freaking kut. This large Scottish woman yelled "help is on the way" and sprinted towards him. She gave him the Heimlich and forced the food out. In the process of the Heimlich her wig came out, and them it become clear she was wearing a mask. She wasn't a she at all! The family was shocked. I would have loved to hear the back story but I minded my own business.
:|
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:24 pm to GonePecan
What did you have to eat? What did it cost?
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:26 pm to tigersownall
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Most notably chilis
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here in thibodaux
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Happy hour all day has gotten the best of me
quote:Nah
Call me trashy
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:26 pm to GonePecan
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What's your best ever scene at a restaurant?
tss
don't know about best, but my smartest scene at a restaurant was meeting my ex wife at a crowded restaurant to discuss our divorce. i knew she wouldn't cause a scene in front of a lot of people.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:28 pm to TheWiz
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We were at Arnaud's the night before we played Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. Some guy walks in with a huge drink, yells Notre Dame bomb, and tosses it into the ceiling above a table full of Notre Dame fans. It soaked them. He hauled arse.
This made me lol
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:45 pm to PurpleandGoldmember
I was gonna say Pulp Fiction
Tell that bitch to be cool!
Tell that bitch to be cool!
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:45 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
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I saw a guy choking on something and the whole restaurant started freaking kut. This large Scottish woman yelled "help is on the way" and sprinted towards him. She gave him the Heimlich and forced the food out. In the process of the Heimlich her wig came out, and them it become clear she was wearing a mask. She wasn't a she at all! The family was shocked. I would have loved to hear the back story but I minded my own business.
I witnessed a robbery at a restaurant once. This dude in a booth with a "Bad Mother Friker" wallet refused to give up his briefcase..........
Then, the customer started quoting some stuff from Ezekiel 25:17!!!!
I thought the robber's arse would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but he happened to pull that sh*t while the customer was in a "transitional period" so he didn't want to kill him. He wanted to help him
ETA:
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I was gonna say Pulp Fiction
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:48 pm to Shexter
the wife and I sat next to a couple at a fancy restaurant breaking up. we didn't say a word for the meal, we just listened to the gory details of cheating, bad sex and money problems.
it was unnerving but awesome.
it was unnerving but awesome.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:50 pm to Hawkeye95
That's a good one.Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:50 pm to GonePecan
This. The end.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:55 pm to GonePecan
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What's your best ever scene at a restaurant?
Saturday Lunch at Rip Van Winkle Gardens on Jefferson Island.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:14 pm to mikrit54
yes.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:18 pm to PurpleandGoldmember
This thread needs a Kramer/Batman on a bus story.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:44 pm to GonePecan
Last Thursday, we sat by some 75ish year old man, his late 50s wife, his late 40s son, and the son's ugly arse early 30s girlfriend.
Son looked like a complete loser. Real nice restaurant, he's rocking an untucked polo, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Apparently he was attempting to get his father to invest in his start up, but his skank girlfriend was doing 90% of the talking, and was loud.
The father didn't go for it, and it turned into way more than a business pitch dinner. Bled into them not wanting him to die because by helping this company, he'd be helping the kid that they were apparently attempting to create.
Obviously more entertaining if you were actually there, but it was good shite to pass the time while waiting on appetizers.
Son looked like a complete loser. Real nice restaurant, he's rocking an untucked polo, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Apparently he was attempting to get his father to invest in his start up, but his skank girlfriend was doing 90% of the talking, and was loud.
The father didn't go for it, and it turned into way more than a business pitch dinner. Bled into them not wanting him to die because by helping this company, he'd be helping the kid that they were apparently attempting to create.
Obviously more entertaining if you were actually there, but it was good shite to pass the time while waiting on appetizers.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:45 pm to prostyleoffensetime
I saw someone getting T-bagged on Bourbon Street while he was passed out
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