Guardian's "Which World Cup team are you?" quiz

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GERMANY. That, my friend, is the best score you can get on this lowly quiz. You are a winner. You are powerful, successful and you rarely fail at anything.

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Oh dear, you are ENGLAND. You were once a creator, an innovator and a contender, but now you are content to just turn up, do you humdrum job and take part. Sorry to say it, but you have become more than a little drab. If someone were to mumble your praises, they would use words like "dependable", "honest" and "hardworking". You need to loosen up a bit and regain some of your mojo. To your credit, you are admired at home and your efficiency is generally respected at work, but a little more flair could bring back your glory days. You are well paid and you have hit heights that others will never achieve, but your star is fading.

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If you were a World Cup team, you would be PORTUGAL. Well, aren't you interesting. You're not that successful; you're not that rich; and you have never really had any power, but you are capable of producing a kind of magic that is immensely attractive. You are neither a mover nor a shaker, but you are quick-witted and you possess something everyone wants: a touch of genius.

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