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People who go to Starbucks, get a 1000 calorie drink and call it morning coffee

Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:23 am
Posted by Billder
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Member since Nov 2009
5247 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:23 am
There should be a separate line for all the fatties who order milkshakes for breakfast and call it there "morning coffee". Black coffee takes approximately 15 seconds to serve. The heavy cream, whipped cream, cinnamon, carmel, chocolate, and sugar with a drop of real coffee frapawrapachino death drink takes forever to make. I fricking hate waiting15 minutes on black coffee.

And yes I am mad. And yes I could go somewhere else for coffee, but I like their coffee the best. And yes I usually bash people for starting complaint threads. It's my turn damnit. May the OP bashing begin.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
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Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:26 am to
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19158 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:27 am to
The basic black coffee at SB is charred beyond flavor recognition. Gas station coffee is better and cheaper
Posted by Billder
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Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:28 am to
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The basic black coffee at SB is charred beyond flavor recognition. Gas station coffee is better and cheaper


Very true for those who look for a more watered down, weak coffee.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11050 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:30 am to
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11486 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:31 am to
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People who go to Starbucks, get a 1000 calorie drink and call it morning coffee


are the same people who get a salad with a bacon, chicken tenders and a cup of ranch and think it's "healthy"
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39893 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:31 am to
I agree frick those guys
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:32 am to
Starbucks coffee is shitty.

That's why they have to cover it up with so much sugar and whipped cream and shite.
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5247 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:35 am to
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Starbucks coffee is shitty.


What do you recommend? I typically only go on the weekends, because I typically buy coffee online and drink it at the office on weekdays.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76546 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:35 am to
It's all good. Scruffy used low fat milk.
Posted by SCTmo
Des Moines
Member since Aug 2007
3011 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:35 am to
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Very true for those who look for a more watered down, weak coffee.



There's a difference between bold, strong coffee and burnt coffee. Unfortunately, Starbucks tends to provide much more of the latter than the former (at least in my experiences).
Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:35 am to
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This post was edited on 10/24/22 at 11:33 am
Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4779 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:36 am to
Make your own coffee at home douchebag
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:37 am to
Have an upvote.

I don't like Starbucks, but the fat fricks that consume 5000 calories in a day need to GTFO. I stop at a CC's near work and always have to wait behind these shitheads that need 10 gallons of fat cream in their 2 oz coffee that causes the workers to spend 15 minutes putting god damned caramel frosting in this bullshite.

Coffee? Pour. Go. Not that hard.
Fatties? lard, cream, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, icing, toppings, sugar, creamer. 20 minutes for a days worth of calories that they're going to suck down in 10 then go hit up a diet soda machine before their 2nd breakfast at Mcdonalds.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32434 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5247 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Make your own coffee at home douchebag


I do, but I am not at home all day. Hence, I must find other alternatives.

....and the douchebag comment hurt my feelings....BAD.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26105 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:41 am to
Sounds like a bunch of bitches in here didn't get their coffee this morning. Anyone bitching about other peoples coffee has to be 100% gay. If you were bitching over beer it would be ok.
Posted by Samso
nyc
Member since Jun 2013
5033 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:45 am to
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CC's black coffee is MUCH better then that Starbucks garbage.


And PJ's is straight up awful
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
92915 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:45 am to
lol @ people who bitch about other people's coffee choices. I mean, frick, you're going into a place that specializes in those types of drinks, but yet you complain about the people who are getting them.

Besides, if the line is too long, then just go to the Starbucks down the street...

Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4779 posts
Posted on 6/8/14 at 10:45 am to
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....and the douchebag comment hurt my feelings....BAD.


It made me feel like a true OTer
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