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What are your daily rituals?
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:11 pm
I'm more interested in the non-obvious; I'll assume the majority of us eat, sleep, shower/bathe, etc.
I'll start:
After work, I always wipe off my boots/shoes with a damp cloth then throw a slight bit of neutral wax on them. Before leaving for work, I go at 'em with a brush. My grandfather felt like this was something that should be the 11th Commandment.
I never step out of the house without a watch on; I also check quickly to ensure it's running. That might sound trite & obvious, but I've worn watches for 20+ years now so there's been a time or two when I slapped one with a dead battery on my wrist without realizing it until later.
This might fall under hygiene and I wouldn't be surprised if other people do it too, but I always put on sunscreen in the morning no matter what my plans are. I'm the spawn of a long line of pale ancestry, so I've gotta be careful. If I'm out for the day, I'll bring some with me in a travel-size bottle.
I'll start:
After work, I always wipe off my boots/shoes with a damp cloth then throw a slight bit of neutral wax on them. Before leaving for work, I go at 'em with a brush. My grandfather felt like this was something that should be the 11th Commandment.
I never step out of the house without a watch on; I also check quickly to ensure it's running. That might sound trite & obvious, but I've worn watches for 20+ years now so there's been a time or two when I slapped one with a dead battery on my wrist without realizing it until later.
This might fall under hygiene and I wouldn't be surprised if other people do it too, but I always put on sunscreen in the morning no matter what my plans are. I'm the spawn of a long line of pale ancestry, so I've gotta be careful. If I'm out for the day, I'll bring some with me in a travel-size bottle.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:14 pm to Come2Conquer
I like to pee when I first get out of bed and when I get home from work.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:16 pm to Come2Conquer
i say a prayer everyday when i wake up and before i go to bed
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:21 pm to Come2Conquer
You put on sunscreen everyday ??? Wtf????
I burn easy as shite , but I sure as hell ain't gonna put that crap on unless I plan on being in the sun.
I mean no matter what your reasons are, it's not like it will last the entire day once applied
I burn easy as shite , but I sure as hell ain't gonna put that crap on unless I plan on being in the sun.
I mean no matter what your reasons are, it's not like it will last the entire day once applied
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:24 pm to Come2Conquer
My days always start off with me studying in the nude in Middleton.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:50 pm to Come2Conquer
I have one ritual.
Be better than I was yesterday.
If I apply this to every aspect of my life all other chips will fall right in place
Be better than I was yesterday.
If I apply this to every aspect of my life all other chips will fall right in place
Posted on 5/5/14 at 8:43 pm to Come2Conquer
-Coffee enema following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
-Brush all 57 My Little Pony manes.
-Scrap smelly goop from under toenails with old tweezers that don't align correctly and cannot pluck hair.
-Shave my genitals (leaving the muff as Playboy Bunny ears).
-Tuck my undershirt into my underwear.
-Drive to work in the left lane.
-Masterbate with either plunger handle in my arse or plastic fishing worms in my urethra or both.
-Brush all 57 My Little Pony manes.
-Scrap smelly goop from under toenails with old tweezers that don't align correctly and cannot pluck hair.
-Shave my genitals (leaving the muff as Playboy Bunny ears).
-Tuck my undershirt into my underwear.
-Drive to work in the left lane.
-Masterbate with either plunger handle in my arse or plastic fishing worms in my urethra or both.
This post was edited on 5/5/14 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:55 pm to Come2Conquer
I can't leave the house without shitting
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:58 pm to Come2Conquer
I watch Jennifer Reyna do traffic which inspires me to fap. I rub my left nipple while fapping.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:59 pm to Come2Conquer
I usually pray during my 15ish minute walk to class in the morning
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:12 pm to Come2Conquer
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:17 pm to Come2Conquer
Wake up
Breathe
Continue breathing
Excrete waste
Breath some more
Sleep
Breathe
Continue breathing
Excrete waste
Breath some more
Sleep
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:38 pm to Come2Conquer
quote:
I always put on sunscreen in the morning no matter what my plans are
quote:
I wouldn't be surprised if other people do it too
You should be because that's fricking weird.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:39 pm to Come2Conquer
Meditate. It's a recent decision but incredibly relaxing. I'm fond of envisioning the Namib -- there's some absolutely beautiful photographs of the place floating around to envision.
Example:
Example:
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:58 pm to Come2Conquer
Wife goes to work
I immediately close the blinds and fap
Nap
Wife comes home and cooks me dinner
Secks then I fall asleep and do it all again the next day
I immediately close the blinds and fap
Nap
Wife comes home and cooks me dinner
Secks then I fall asleep and do it all again the next day
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