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What are your daily rituals?

Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Come2Conquer
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
4794 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:11 pm
I'm more interested in the non-obvious; I'll assume the majority of us eat, sleep, shower/bathe, etc.

I'll start:

After work, I always wipe off my boots/shoes with a damp cloth then throw a slight bit of neutral wax on them. Before leaving for work, I go at 'em with a brush. My grandfather felt like this was something that should be the 11th Commandment.

I never step out of the house without a watch on; I also check quickly to ensure it's running. That might sound trite & obvious, but I've worn watches for 20+ years now so there's been a time or two when I slapped one with a dead battery on my wrist without realizing it until later.

This might fall under hygiene and I wouldn't be surprised if other people do it too, but I always put on sunscreen in the morning no matter what my plans are. I'm the spawn of a long line of pale ancestry, so I've gotta be careful. If I'm out for the day, I'll bring some with me in a travel-size bottle.
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:14 pm to
fap
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75380 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:14 pm to
Eat
Pray
Love
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39374 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:14 pm to
I like to pee when I first get out of bed and when I get home from work.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7779 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:16 pm to
Bang your mom
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:16 pm to
i say a prayer everyday when i wake up and before i go to bed

Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11878 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:16 pm to
Wake up
Fap
Sleep
Posted by Voorhies7
Rounding 3rd
Member since Oct 2012
5591 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:21 pm to
Poo poo
Posted by Jizzamo311
Member since Dec 2008
6349 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:21 pm to
You put on sunscreen everyday ??? Wtf????

I burn easy as shite , but I sure as hell ain't gonna put that crap on unless I plan on being in the sun.

I mean no matter what your reasons are, it's not like it will last the entire day once applied
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41915 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:24 pm to
My days always start off with me studying in the nude in Middleton.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 7:50 pm to
I have one ritual.

Be better than I was yesterday.

If I apply this to every aspect of my life all other chips will fall right in place
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3955 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 8:43 pm to
-Coffee enema following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
-Brush all 57 My Little Pony manes.
-Scrap smelly goop from under toenails with old tweezers that don't align correctly and cannot pluck hair.
-Shave my genitals (leaving the muff as Playboy Bunny ears).
-Tuck my undershirt into my underwear.
-Drive to work in the left lane.
-Masterbate with either plunger handle in my arse or plastic fishing worms in my urethra or both.
This post was edited on 5/5/14 at 8:45 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:55 pm to
I can't leave the house without shitting
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76828 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:58 pm to
I watch Jennifer Reyna do traffic which inspires me to fap. I rub my left nipple while fapping.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16439 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:59 pm to
I usually pray during my 15ish minute walk to class in the morning
Posted by ATLsuTiger
Johns Creek
Member since Aug 2009
5423 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:12 pm to
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
90199 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:17 pm to
Wake up
Breathe
Continue breathing
Excrete waste
Breath some more
Sleep
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22999 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

I always put on sunscreen in the morning no matter what my plans are


quote:

I wouldn't be surprised if other people do it too


You should be because that's fricking weird.
Posted by lsutothetop
TigerDroppings Elite
Member since Jul 2008
11323 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:39 pm to
Meditate. It's a recent decision but incredibly relaxing. I'm fond of envisioning the Namib -- there's some absolutely beautiful photographs of the place floating around to envision.

Example:

Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3651 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 11:58 pm to
Wife goes to work

I immediately close the blinds and fap

Nap

Wife comes home and cooks me dinner

Secks then I fall asleep and do it all again the next day
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