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Wife suing condo complex because a swan killed her husband
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:30 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:30 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:31 am to MSTiger33
I guess the husband told the swan to stop looking at him?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:33 am to MSTiger33
And the ugly duckling grew into a beautiful swan and began to systematically hunt down and murder those who had laughed at him.
The End.
The End.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:35 am to MSTiger33
What a crazy way to go out. I think i would of chicken choked the shite outta that thing and used its carcass to stay afloat.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:35 am to MSTiger33
Ban swans!
Seriously, a man gets killed by a swan? I'm thinking he actually commited suicide because he couldn't bear telling his wife he was actually gay.
A swan?
Seriously, a man gets killed by a swan? I'm thinking he actually commited suicide because he couldn't bear telling his wife he was actually gay.
A swan?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:36 am to whit
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I think i would of chicken choked the shite outta that thing
You would have masturbated it until it died?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:36 am to MSTiger33
Frickin lawyers!
(Killed by a swan? Who knew??)
(Killed by a swan? Who knew??)
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:36 am to MSTiger33
RIP but IMO people should be required to learn how to swim. If it were me in that lake, the swan would have been in a fight to the death with me (triathlon/mass swim starts).
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:41 am to MSTiger33
That sucks.
I, like all the other bad asses in here, would have fought it to the death. Howevr, I think a lot of you fail to realize how big, vicious, and territorial they are. Then, give it the home field advantage of water. Okay now you are in a panic... it's over before you really realized what was going on.
Sad.
I, like all the other bad asses in here, would have fought it to the death. Howevr, I think a lot of you fail to realize how big, vicious, and territorial they are. Then, give it the home field advantage of water. Okay now you are in a panic... it's over before you really realized what was going on.
Sad.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 am to MSTiger33
I'm guessing his tombstone will read: Biggest Pussy Ever.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 am to Clyde Tipton
i can understand getting beat to shite by it but if you can swim its hard to grasp how you drown.
unless the swan did a throat rip.
unless the swan did a throat rip.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 am to MSTiger33
they are like pit bulls with feathers
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:43 am to Clyde Tipton
I think y'all are missing that he did fight to the death. The swan one.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to fightin tigers
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I think y'all are missing that he did fight to the death. The swan one.
Come on bro!
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to fightin tigers
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I think y'all are missing that he did fight to the death. The swan one.
The Swan one what?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to MSTiger33
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a swan killed her husband
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to bbap
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but if you can swim its hard to grasp how you drown.
Swim where? You have a 40 lbs. flapping bird with sharp nails on its feet clawing and biting you any time you try to surface.
They are relentless.
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