re: Hair test coming up. Any success stories?

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Nope, it's that you used your self-appointed intellectual superiority to dismiss the claims against your obvious lack of competence, specifically in the areas of situational awareness, common sense, anger management, and internet savvy.

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Not self-appointed. I didn't give myself IQ tests or decide what percentile my test scores fell in. However, I am guilty of lack of anger management. The other areas I function pretty well. I don't think its lack of common sense or situational awareness that led me to dismiss the probability of a hair test. They still comprise a very small percentage of drug screens. This combined with my past success with passing urine screes is the root of my looking for a last minute fix.

Regarding internet savvy, I guess it depends on the background of the people you're conversing with on the internet. Now I know who the O-T is, and will post accordingly going forward.

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Not self-appointed. I didn't give myself IQ tests or decide what percentile my test scores fell in. However, I am guilty of lack of anger management. The other areas I function pretty well. I don't think its lack of common sense or situational awareness that led me to dismiss the probability of a hair test. They still comprise a very small percentage of drug screens. This combined with my past success with passing urine screes is the root of my looking for a last minute fix.

Regarding internet savvy, I guess it depends on the background of the people you're conversing with on the internet. Now I know who the O-T is, and will post accordingly going forward.

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An actual genius intellect would have known better than to come here and make this thread. Take your weak arse troll elsewhere.

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Not self-appointed.

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We are to trust your superior intellect because you said it was superior. Another way to say that would be your superior intellect is self-appointed.

There is very little chance that you are as smart as you say you are, that you even took an actual IQ test, and that you are a super successful guy just looking to trick the drug test for a job you are getting just for fun. This is based on odds.

Based on how you present yourself here, there is absolutely zero chance any of those things are true.

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For the record, I'm re-entering the job market after getting a second degree and thought that with all the facts supporting the relative harmlessness of marijuana that I wouldn't have to take a hair test.

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1) it's still illegal;
2) most employers don't want dopers working for them and likely won't even if it is legalized.

Judging from the title and length of this thread, I'm guessing this one falls under the category of "posted on the OT and it didn't go how I planned".

I love these threads and must be able to find this one later.

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GRTiger

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You should cease making assumptions. You are not very good at them. Also, the job is not for fun, its to get money. Being smart doesn't mean that I can make cash or capital appear out of thin air.

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most employers don't want dopers working for them and likely won't even if it is legalized

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Legal here, companies for the most part don't test. I did not have a tox screen prior to employment. Why refer to them as "dopers"? I don't refer to beer drinkers as drunks? I am still trying to understand this disdain for marijuana on this board.

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i bet you 100 dollar bills you speed

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I absolutely speed. I don't bother trying to avoid consequences though, when I get a ticket I pay the fine and move on with life.

If I were a CDL holder or in some other job that depended on my not getting any speeding citations at all, I either would not speed or would find some other line of work.

You are the man!

I appreciate the humor you've brought to the OT with your carnival mirror outlook on life.

I'm sure you won't let the man keep ya down with his laws and logic and will continue to find a way to buck the system and slither by. After all, through your posts in this thread, you have made it clear to all of us that you're destined to shine.

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And the reason all of that is likely true has nothing to do with the OP smoking pot, and everything to do with his apparent attitude/outlook

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Read the first two pages of the thread. It might explain my attitude. It's hard to ignore the insults, dangerous attitudes, and hopeless ignorance that flooded this thread after I asked a simple question aimed at those that have passed/failed a hair test after using products that claim to help.