Who has eaten Kratom from the gas station?

I was at this sketchy gas station in Monroe for some reason, and I was in line and this guy in front of me was telling me about how he is buying kratom and how he loves it. The sum it up, he made it sound like it was this plant material in capsules that you ate and made you feel good. Alright, well that's basically like what I'm doing with my psychiatric medication, taking stuff in capsules to make me feel good, I might as well try it, right? I mean, it is all-natural.

The thing about it is that the price is more than you'd expect. I tried to convey to the cashier that I wanted the most popular, best top quality stuff. She said she has two kinds, a bag containing 20 capsules named "Mojo" and a small packet contain 7 capsules called OPMS. I couldn't decided, so I decided to buy both.

Price of Mojo: $20
Price of OPMS: $30
Price of Skoal: $5
Price of drink: $2
Price of gas: $60
Total spent at the gas station on my card: ~$120ish. :O

Well, I got back in the truck and observed the products. I wanted to eat a bag then. Might as well, right? I couldn't decide which bag I wanted to eat so I just decided to eat both bags. $50 down my throat.

About 1hour and 50min. later (now), I feel like I've taken a mix of tramadol and buprenorphine but more subtle. It does seem to have a slight nod factor but you really have to chase it. 5/10, would buy again only if it was cheaper-- if it was the same price as dip or something, I'd need to stay away from it.

Anybody try this stuff too?