What things have you destroyed?

I cannot keep a mojo operational for longer than a season.

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Dropped my 5th wheel on my truck bed. Don't really want to explain.

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Do what!

The tailgate of my grandfather's truck - drove forward after unhitching a gooseneck trailer, forgot to drop tailgate.

Lots of decoys. When ducks land in them, they sink, ducks fly away

i recently saw someone make a wicked passing shot on a mojo

My liver

About 11 bumpers

Had a chainsaw fly out of a boat once

A 220 bayou when I was a kid

Shot a window out of PawPaw's Ford Courier with a pellet gun

Shot all my grandmother's bird feeders at some point

One of our work weekends at the camp this year we tore up the transmission in the tractor. Then got another one and tore up the clutches on the bush hog and knocked the muffler off of new tractor. Also had a dozer running at the same time and we busted a hydraulic line and fried the kill switch. All of this was done by cousins of mine. I have them shite about it and then I blew out a trailer tire on the way home on Sunday.

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i recently saw someone make a wicked passing shot on a mojo

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One time back in high school a group of us knotheads were hunting in my buddies duck hole. His uncle also hunted out there. Anyway we were hunting in a blind his uncle had out there. All morning we kept commenting on this one morphadyke looking decoy that his uncle had in the spread. Toward the end of the hunt we agreed that the goofy arse decoy needed to die. So my buddy whose place it was walked up about 10 feet from it and executed it. Springs, batteries and shite went flying everywhere. Turns out it was one of the first motion/swimmer decoys every made. Uncle had special ordered it and paid out the arse for the thing. Needless to say we were not welcome in uncles blind for a few years..