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re: Could you win one game vs. a professional Woman tennis player?

Posted on 6/27/13 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43287 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 4:59 pm to
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If you aren't trolling, you are pretty goddamn stupid
If you aren't joking, then you are being very mean.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18649 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 4:59 pm to
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I dont even play tennis much/at all.
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6-2,6-1 would seem about right.
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Lets say Sharapova or the man-beast Serena?


You're a bad poster.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55949 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:00 pm to
no, but i could beat most wnba players in one on one

griner could probably beat me, but that doesn't count because he's a guy
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63695 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:00 pm to
HEY LOOK AT ME I WAS BORN WITH SUPERHUMAN ATHLETIC PROWESS!!1
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:01 pm to
A real question would be if you could beat sharapova in arm wrestling
Posted by PvilleP
Prairieville
Member since Apr 2011
1950 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:02 pm to
Serena be like


.
And I'd be like



then Serena be like





Posted by LSUAfro
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
12775 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:02 pm to
A male 5.0 wouldn't even get close.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116206 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:02 pm to
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I think I could win one game per set, maybe 2 and I dont even play tennis much/at all.


My sister would beat you 6-0 6-0.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13939 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:06 pm to
Tennis is not the sport where you can compete with a woman.

I do however believe that a really good high school boys basketball team (like Top 28 team or state champ team) could win the WNBA title.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28742 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:06 pm to
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think I could win one game per set, maybe 2 and I dont even play tennis much/at all.


Bull fricking shite....

Serena would eat you alive.

Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8110 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:06 pm to
This is worse than those people who believe that a great college football team could beat a 6-10 NFL team.

Posted by The312
I Live in The Three One Two
Member since Aug 2008
6967 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:07 pm to
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I think I could win one game per set, maybe 2 and I dont even play tennis much/at all.


Unlikely that you would even be able to return a single serve, much less win a game.
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 5:08 pm
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:08 pm to
I wouldn't come close.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15054 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:09 pm to
Step 1: disarm and daze my opponent with my natural charms & rugged physique.
Step 2: flail comically at a series of 125 mph serves.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:09 pm to
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I think I could win one game per set, maybe 2 and I dont even play tennis much/at all.



You are a fricking idiot

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I do however believe that a really good high school boys basketball team (like Top 28 team or state champ team) could win the WNBA title.



This is 100% FACT!
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18649 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:09 pm to
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Unlikely that you would even be able to return a single serve, much less win a game.



I mean he could probably get lucky once or twice, but it'd be a slow floater that Serena would spike in his nuts.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60727 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:10 pm to
frick no. They'd destroy me.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
32158 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:10 pm to
No, and im a decent tennis player
Posted by LSUAfro
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
12775 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:11 pm to
Either OP is trolling or he really has no clue. I'm hoping trolling because that's some ignorant stuff.

I would even put big money down that Serena wouldn't give up a game left handed.
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 5:14 pm
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16659 posts
Posted on 6/27/13 at 5:12 pm to
No way in hell. Not only could I not win a game, I probably couldn't score a point, unless it was an error on their part that gave it to me.
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