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The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:14 pm
Come on people, it's a tradition.
Post your best ones here.
How many Aggie freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb??
None, it's a sophomore class at A&M.
Post your best ones here.
How many Aggie freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb??
None, it's a sophomore class at A&M.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:16 pm
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:15 pm to TXGunslinger10
Texas A&M
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:16 pm to TXGunslinger10
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:20 pm to TXGunslinger10
Why did the Aggie Cheerleader return her vibrator?**
Because it kept chipping her teeth.
** Alternative for Aggies:
Why did the Aggie Yell-leader return his vibrating dildo?
It kept chipping his teeth
Because it kept chipping her teeth.
** Alternative for Aggies:
Why did the Aggie Yell-leader return his vibrating dildo?
It kept chipping his teeth
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:27 pm to TXGunslinger10
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Krispies?
-Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl.
-Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:27 pm to TXGunslinger10
quote:
The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Jokes are unnecessary when you have this.
LINK
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:08 pm to TXGunslinger10
How do you get an Aggie grad off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:30 pm to TXGunslinger10
quote:
Aggie Jokes Thread
Louisiana State University and Agricultural and Mechanical College
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:37 pm to TXGunslinger10
When OJ was running from the law, how come they never bothered checking College Station?
Becuase they knew that there's no heisman trophy winners in that town!
Becuase they knew that there's no heisman trophy winners in that town!
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:42 pm to TXGunslinger10
Did you hear the one about the Aggie proctologist?
It was poker night at his place so he dropped by the liquor store to buy beer, mixers, chips, etc. He didn't have enough cash so he pulled out his check book, reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a rectal thermometer and said, "shite!, some a-hole's got my ballpoint pen."
It was poker night at his place so he dropped by the liquor store to buy beer, mixers, chips, etc. He didn't have enough cash so he pulled out his check book, reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a rectal thermometer and said, "shite!, some a-hole's got my ballpoint pen."
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:10 pm to TXGunslinger10
Did you hear abou the aggie who went to the Olympics and won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it he had it bronzed.
He was so proud of it he had it bronzed.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:15 pm to TXGunslinger10
Two aggies are standing across the creek from each other. One yells, "Hey, how do I get over to the other side?" Other one says "You're already on the other side!"
Posted on 10/15/12 at 10:37 pm to TXGunslinger10
What do Aggies do on Halloween?
Pump kin.
Pump kin.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 1:02 am to TXGunslinger10
Blind bump for future reading.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:38 am to TXGunslinger10
How many pallbearers are in an aggies funeral?
2. A trash can only has 2 handles.
2. A trash can only has 2 handles.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:56 pm to TXGunslinger10
What do you call an Aggie with an IQ of 82?
Gifted...
:rimshot:
Gifted...
:rimshot:
Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:10 pm to TXGunslinger10
Two Aggies were talking on a street corner in College Station when the first one says "Hey, Neat bike! Where'd ya get it?" and the other one says "Man, I was standing right here yesterday minding my own business when the most beautiful girl in the world rode up on this bike, hopped off, took all her clothes off, and said Take what you want big boy!" The other one replied "Good choice! I dont think her clothes would have fit you..."
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:09 pm to TXGunslinger10
Why don't Aggies make good pharmacists?
They have trouble getting those little bottles in the typewriter . . .
They have trouble getting those little bottles in the typewriter . . .
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