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Over analyzing "Heavyweights"
Posted on 5/24/11 at 9:56 am
Posted on 5/24/11 at 9:56 am
Jerry's parents were huge aholes. Why don't they try monitoring his diet at home before shipping him off for the summer? Lazy arse parenting IMO.
Lars was ahead of his time with the "buddy" system in the lake. But did he preassign buddies? What if he blew the whistle and your buddy wasn't near you, or you were in a group of 3 and were the odd man out?
Would one dance to "Love Machine" really make all those girls magically fall in love with the Camp Hope guys?
Nicholas- how in the world do you think Uncle Tony got a Hershey kiss being locked in that cage? And if you are so fat you want a piece of choclate wouldn't you just make him slide it on under the cage door? That kid was actually pretty smart (seen in the Hall of Intelligence during the Apache Relay), but cmon kid... really?!?!
During the Apache Relay, the guy from Camp MVP couldn't name 5 US Vice Presidents. How did he magically get a pass after the Brit destroyed him?
Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid.
I love that this movie was directed by Judd Apatow.
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Posted on 5/24/11 at 9:59 am to foreverLSU
wow
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:04 am to foreverLSU
what kind of baggage did that nurse have to fall for fat ol' career camp counselor?
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:05 am to pioneerbasketball
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Jerry's parents were huge aholes. Why don't they try monitoring his diet at home before shipping him off for the summer? Lazy arse parenting IMO.
Ehh, it was supposed to be a fun fat camp. If you look at today's parenting, you would not see much of a difference.
I'm assuming Lars gave them "boddies" before going into the water.
Other than that, spot on. I always hated that Camp MVP was able to advance through the hall of intelligence.
This post was edited on 5/24/11 at 10:06 am
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:06 am to foreverLSU
quote:Some cases get so bad, you need to turn it over to a professional. I believe this was the case.
Why don't they try monitoring his diet at home before shipping him off for the summer?
quote:No, the Greeks.
But did he [Lars] preassign buddies?
quote:If your buddy wasn't around, you had better find him. If you were in a group of 3 and not 4, you had already failed the buddy system.
What if he blew the whistle and your buddy wasn't near you, or you were in a group of 3 and were the odd man out?
quote:Have you ever been on a dance-floor with a chick out of your league when this song comes on? It is a panty-dropper.
Would one dance to "Love Machine" really make all those girls magically fall in love with the Camp Hope guys?
quote:He was blinded by his lust for all things milk-chocolate to rationally process the probability.
Nicholas- how in the world do you think Uncle Tony got a Hershey kiss being locked in that cage? And if you are so fat you want a piece of choclate wouldn't you just make him slide it on under the cage door?
quote:He got a few hints.
During the Apache Relay, the guy from Camp MVP couldn't name 5 US Vice Presidents. How did he magically get a pass after the Brit destroyed him?
quote:I'm actually stumped on this one.
Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid.
This post was edited on 5/24/11 at 10:08 am
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:27 am to foreverLSU
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There are so many myths about the abdominal muscles. I’m happy to finally put this one to rest.
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:28 am to Flair Chops
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During the Apache Relay, the guy from Camp MVP couldn't name 5 US Vice Presidents. How did he magically get a pass after the Brit destroyed him?
He got a few hints.
What bugs me is that there are athletic kids who are also smart...why the frick would they put that particular idiot on the one part of the race that you have to be smart for?
The counselors let down their kids with that stupid move IMO.
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Nicholas- how in the world do you think Uncle Tony got a Hershey kiss being locked in that cage? And if you are so fat you want a piece of choclate wouldn't you just make him slide it on under the cage door?
Failed the entire camp with that stupid move. And he should be able to spot a legit Hershey Kiss from a mile away and known that was a fake.
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:35 am to foreverLSU
when Josh got kicked out, why didn't he get his lawyer father to come sue the hell out of Tony for running a Nazi style fat camp
No dinner, no lunch, no breakfast. How's that grab you? Hmmmm?
No dinner, no lunch, no breakfast. How's that grab you? Hmmmm?
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:37 am to CocomoLSU
quote:Legit question. And who doesn't know 5 VPs? Hell, just start naming President's and you'll eventually hit 5.
why the frick would they put that particular idiot on the one part of the race that you have to be smart for?
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:40 am to foreverLSU
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Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid
if memory serves me correct, the prior step before the go kart race was the skipping along the trail in which both teams were neck and neck and finished at the same time resulting in both teams starting the go kart race at the same time.
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:41 am to foreverLSU
That movie didn't make me laugh. It just creeped me the frick out especially Ben Stiller's character.
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:47 am to Flair Chops
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Legit question. And who doesn't know 5 VPs? Hell, just start naming President's and you'll eventually hit 5.
Albert Einstein, Dick Chaney, Ben Franklin and Pocahontas.
That's all I got.
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:56 am to foreverLSU
love this movie. 
Posted on 5/24/11 at 11:18 am to iwyLSUiwy
Posted on 5/24/11 at 12:07 pm to Flair Chops
Im feeling skiny Tony
Posted on 5/24/11 at 12:11 pm to TreyAnastasio
That's because hungry met healthy
Posted on 5/24/11 at 12:19 pm to Flair Chops
I love when Tony first introduces himself and his crew to all the campers. At the end of it he runs down the aisle and everyone leaves him hanging on his high five. Then you hear one kid say "I wanna go home" in a little fat kid voice before it cuts to the next scene. 
Posted on 5/24/11 at 12:30 pm to Flair Chops
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That's because hungry met healthy
Posted on 5/24/11 at 12:33 pm to RBWilliams8
Posted on 5/24/11 at 1:20 pm to Flair Chops
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I'm actually stumped on this one.
Then you never would have found out where the boat motor went too!
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