has anyone done a cleanse diet before?

Why would you do this? What are you hoping to accomplish by putting yourself through this?

Tried the fast food and krispe kreme cleansing, ended up cleansing out one perfectly good gall-bladder

You'll get better results with the 3 day tequilla and lemon diet.

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3 day tequilla and lemon diet.

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switch the lemon to lime and thats me

Do what my neighbor does every other weekend. She puts 1/4 cup of baking soda in a glass of water. About an hour after she drinks it, the shite starts. Not only is she cleasned but she lost six pounds in two weeks. I fail to see how a frequent cleasening can be good for the body. She told me that when it works after drinking it, she just releases colored water after the fourth bowel movement. This sounds like a case of dehydration to me. She told me that it feels like she is pissing shite because nothing but water comes out. Something like that happened to me once when I ate half a bag of sugar free lifesavers. I learned the hard way that eating too much of a sugar free product can have a laxative effect. That was one shitting episode that I never want to experience again.

yeah, I can't just do a master cleanse diet. I can do a 2-3 juice fast. Usually lose 3-4lbs in a weekend.

Anyone who has ever had a colonoscopy knows this is utter bullshite.

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The kit supplies one month long cleanse. It is by far the most effect product i've ever come across.

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The dummies don't get it. This reminds me of the coffee enema fad that was the rage of all the medical wackos 30 years ago. At least you can't call them full of shite.

2 colonoscopies...

and Izzo's will pretty much clean me out the next day... illegal sauce, salsa, and jalapenos. It's damn good, but liftoff happens everytime the next day.

This is one of my favorite threads of all time