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I want AI to take over all traffic light programming and timing

Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:16 am
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:16 am
The people who do it in my area likely have drool falling out of their mouths.

What makes proper timing difficult?
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:17 am to
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I want AI to take over all traffic light programming and timing


You don't think forms of AI and algos are already involved?

Do you think it's Mark in the transportation office using a pencil and guessing?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11816 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:17 am to
The people in charge of timing are hired as favors to their smarter family members, and the trash collecting trucks aren't hiring just anyone.
Posted by YeastExtract
Member since Jul 2021
452 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:18 am to
Poydras St functionality is about what you’d expect out of New Orleans
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:19 am to
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What makes proper timing difficult?


Traffic patterns aren't consistent for starters.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60868 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:23 am to
I want AI to take over private equity
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60868 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:24 am to
The Japanese solved their traffic problems by studying mushrooms

We are too dumb to do the same
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6591 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:26 am to
Everyone wants their signal for their movement to be longer than the other 6-10 movement at every intersection.

AI will eventually just kill the irrational complainers.
Posted by liquid rabbit
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:26 am to
Oddly, I was just thinking the same thing this morning. Seems like it would be relatively easy to combine a camera with AI technology and change the light when there are no cars on the cross street but a long line backed up waiting for the regular light cycle to change.
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:31 am to
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The Japanese solved their traffic problems by studying mushrooms



Explain...
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15546 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:34 am to
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proper timing difficult?

Drivers. How are engineers supposed to account for the five second lag between the light turning green, and the first person in line even taking their foot off the brake. And then the driver behind them is similarly surprised by this shocking turn of events.

Then, you've burned almost 30 seconds to get five cars through the intersection, and the next light on the road is likely to turn yellow before those five cars will get through.
Posted by liquid rabbit
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Member since Mar 2006
64931 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:36 am to
It would also be nice if bolts shot up from the street to prevent people from running red lights 2 seconds after they change.
Posted by Bussemer
Heading South
Member since Dec 2007
2589 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:40 am to
Lafayette desperately needs this. Its horrible

Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
2641 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:41 am to
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Do you think it's Mark in the transportation office using a pencil and guessing?


Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42120 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:43 am to
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What makes proper timing difficult?


What’s the proper timing sequence for the lights north and south of I-10 on highland, the light at Perkins and Highland, and the light at Perkins East and Highland?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60868 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:44 am to
16 years ago, the Japanese used a slime mold to optimize transportation networks.

LINK
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12538 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:47 am to
Need more roundabouts.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42120 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:51 am to
I thought they only used it for trains, not cars
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:53 am to
Pretty cool.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21533 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:58 am to
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Drivers. How are engineers supposed to account for the five second lag between the light turning green, and the first person in line even taking their foot off the brake. And then the driver behind them is similarly surprised by this shocking turn of events.

Don't forget the people that sit back a full car length away from the intersection when stopped at a red light, thereby not triggering the camera/sensor to know it needs to cycle the lights so that traffic can clear.
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