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One of the most relaxing lazy rivers ever at a water park?
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:48 pm
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:49 pm to FLTech
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:49 pm to FLTech
Hell on Earth.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:52 pm to FLTech
I'm surprised at the numbers given that most of those people likely don't know how to swim.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:52 pm to FLTech
lazy rivers have never been laaaazzzierrr
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:52 pm to FLTech
This is why there is a chlorine shortage
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:54 pm to FLTech
I bet there's an inch thick sheen of oil floating at the top of that water.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:54 pm to FLTech
It ain't the river that's lazy.
Also, a life jacket on an innertube is fantastic.
Also, a life jacket on an innertube is fantastic.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:55 pm to FLTech
Lazy rivers are so named, because they are used by people too lazy to get up and go the restroom to take care of business.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:56 pm to FLTech
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This is a lazy river?
How many of those people do you think have jobs?
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:57 pm to FLTech
None got out to pee either
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:58 pm to FLTech
Our lazy river here doesn’t look like that. 
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:58 pm to FLTech
I hear Blue Bayou is opening back up this summer! Occasional turd in the wave pool... 
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:59 pm to FLTech
The only thing that may be relaxing about that is the likelihood of one of them having a gun in there is pretty low.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:00 pm to CAD703X
That lifeguard working overtime... 
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:00 pm to RolltidePA
…but never zero.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:00 pm to FLTech
You have to go to the deeper water if you want to avoid the blacks and browns
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:01 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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don't know how to swim.
If it's like Margaritaville, it's 3 feet deep.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:08 pm to stout
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This is why there is a chlorine shortage
I’ve been told if you smell a strong chlorine odor, that means it’s working, if you know what I mean.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:09 pm to FLTech
this is pretty typical for a water park. it's not a resort
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