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The Legend of RFK Jr Continues to Grow

Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:29 pm
Posted by ATrillionaire
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:29 pm
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In a Nov. 11, 2001, diary entry uncovered by Vincent, Kennedy describes driving down the highway with his wife and kids in a minivan like a typical suburban father when he spotted a dead raccoon and pulled over his car.

"I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be," he wrote, reportedly pondering the grudges that his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver had held. "My kids waited patiently in the car."

Vincent tells PEOPLE he took the raccoon's genitals so he could "study them later."


quote:

“I’ve been picking up roadkill my whole life. I have a freezer full of it,” he told reporters in August 2024.

People
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:30 pm to
Can’t make real moonshine without a coon pecker.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:31 pm to
Itwere dead tweren't it?

Who cares?
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:33 pm to
I have an eccentric relative that makes chew toys for his dogs, made from animal parts that he’s butchered.

Penises are in there.
Posted by Smeg
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:33 pm to

Trying to get himself one of these
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:33 pm to
Derby is coming up. Time for burgoo!

Posted by HubbaBubba
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Trying to get himself one of these
WTF is that?
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:45 pm to
Former democrats often have a nasty laundry list.
Posted by KCT
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Can’t make real moonshine without a coon pecker.


This will be Ella Langley's next big hit.
Posted by Onyx Aggie
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be
Posted by Jax-Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:49 pm to
I have a walrus pecker on the shelf in my living room, much to my wife's dismay...
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:51 pm to
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WTF is that?

Raccoons are one of the rare creatures with penis bones.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:51 pm to
Some 50 years ago I had a buddy who seemed to have an eternal hard on. As I trapped as a kid I cut out a coons prick after skinning a handed it to him in a paper towel at a video arcade in what was Lake Forest Plaza. There were a number of us who got a good laugh out of him handling it not knowing what it was. I suggested it would be a good toothpick right before someone else spilled the beans .
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:51 pm to
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I have a walrus pecker on the shelf in my living room, much to my wife's dismay...
There's a nutria penis at the world penis museum in Iceland. I know because I know the guy who sent it to them from down the bayou.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:53 pm to
Some fantastic sentences in this thread that would make outstanding sig quotes.
Posted by Grifola
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:53 pm to
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Trying to get himself one of these WTF is that?


That’s a Texas Toothpick, raccoon love bone.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:56 pm to
Speaking of that, I need to stir my mash tomorrow. Peach brandy.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

There's a nutria penis at the world penis museum in Iceland. I know because I know the guy who sent it to them from down the bayou.


Just admit you went to Iceland to visit the world penis museum.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Speaking of that, I need to stir my mash tomorrow. Peach brandy.


That sounds good.
Posted by Rebel
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

WTF is that?


Coon pecker, city boy
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