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The Greatest Titanic Casualty

Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:54 am
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:54 am
It happened 114 years ago today. The Titanic went down.

When alerted of the disaster Benjamin S. Guggenheim and his secretary changed into their white ties and tails so that they could go down as gentlemen. The two men then helped load lifeboats.

Guggenheim said to the occupants of one lifeboat, "Tell my wife that I played it straight all the way to the end. There is not a woman or child onboard this ship who will die because I was a coward."

When last seen Guggenheim was drinking a snifter of brandy and smoking a cigar.

Here's to you, Ben.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 10:58 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69975 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:57 am to
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When last seen Guggenheim was drinking a snifter of brandy and smoking a cigar.


that is a bad arse
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9547 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:57 am to
There was plenty of room for him on that door, she was just a miserable, selfish cvnt.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
61903 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:58 am to
That;s going out like a boss!
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
20177 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:00 am to
quote:

There is not a woman or child onboard this ship who will die because I was a coward.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58982 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:03 am to
You’ll never guess who sunk the titanic
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38025 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:07 am to
In a surprise twist of fate, the Federal Reserve was created the year after the Titanic met her demise.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50259 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:07 am to
At the museum in NOLA last October, I was a Syrian immigrant heading to Columbus, OH to start a new life. I was third class and died. Everyone in my family did as well, except my daughter, who was the heir to White Star Lines, and she obviously was first class and was on one of the first lifeboats .

If that museum ever comes back to NOLA, I recommend it to anyone who has an interest in the Titanic, as it was very interesting.
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1397 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:08 am to
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You’ll never guess who sunk the titanic

Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29663 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:08 am to
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You’ll never guess who sunk the titanic


ICE
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74688 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:09 am to
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It happened 114 years ago today. The Titanic went down.*


*Allegedly
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
20177 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:11 am to
alright. Titanic survival war game scenario...

It sank in 2hrs and 40 mins

Could you build a shitty raft out of some pool chairs and life jackets tied together?
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1723 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:15 am to
You will never guess who claims to have designed and built the Titanic all for a giant white iceberg to sink it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74688 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:20 am to
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alright. Titanic survival war game scenario...

It sank in 2hrs and 40 mins

Could you build a shitty raft out of some pool chairs and life jackets tied together?

What? All you need is a decent sized piece of broken door.........as long as some hateful hussy hasn't claimed it first and tells you there is no room.
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1397 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:25 am to
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Could you build a shitty raft out of some pool chairs and life jackets tied together?

I think the North Atlantic Ocean is pretty cold this time of year. Hypothermia could have been an issue.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23165 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:19 pm to
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There was plenty of room for him on that door, she was just a miserable, selfish cvnt.


My theory is that he had an epiphany and realized he was going to be stuck living like a poor with a high-maintenance bitch, and decided that he would be better off freezing to death in the North Atlantic.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177017 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:30 pm to
Chef Charles Joughin got really drunk and survived for two hours in the water with no issues. He also helped get women and children in lifeboats and turned down a spot.

In Titanic they show him next to Rose as the ship makes its final plunge.

Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:30 pm to
Ever been to the Titanic in Gatlinburg? Interesting place. What I remember most is how cold the simulated ocean water was in the museum there. I don't see how anyone lasted longer than 60 seconds in that cold water.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16103 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:34 pm to
Harry Elkins Widener also died on the Titanic. He was a 1907 Harvard graduate. His mother donated $2 million and Harry’s collection of 3,300 books to build the Widener Library on campus. They recreated his library/reading room with period furnishings, etc and they have a display of memorabilia related to the Titanic. It was pretty cool to see it in person.

They check your ID on the way in to verify you belong there and search your backpack on the way out.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8010 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:34 pm to
It’s too bad the technology wasn’t available back then for him to post it on TikTok.
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