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re: The Greatest Titanic Casualty

Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:41 pm to
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It’s too bad the technology wasn’t available back then for him to post it on TikTok.




Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:42 pm to
Ben may have been the slack jawed, cross-eyed frick son of Meyer Guggenheim's lineage. Ben lived off the ill gotten gain of his father who was certainly counted among the number of robber baron's of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Ben was the baby of the family and apparently was a ne'er do well who was eventually ran out of the family business with little more than a salary. He tried to make it on his own but being a robber baron is damned hard work and it was also falling out of favor about the time he was drummed out of the family. He was penniless when he died and was, in fact, traveling back to the US because he was bankrupt when his boat hit an ice berg and down he went. It was rumored he had less money than the folks in steerage. It could well be that dying was preferable to returning to beg for money from a family who had tossed him out like yesterdays garbage.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33441 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:44 pm to
That was back in the days when men actually had testosterone in their system
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:48 pm to
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Could you build a shitty raft out of some pool chairs and life jackets tied together?




If the movie with Leo and Kate is remotely close to true you could have lashed the dead bodies together and floated 3 boat loads of folks who weren't dead....at one time there is a scene with about 40K in it and that's after about half that many had jumped in the water. There had to be 25,000 dead bodies floating around with life jackets big enough to float a VW Bug in the water within 15 minutes of the boat hitting the ice. You coulda lashed them together, fetched up the piano and tossed it up on them and 10,000 folks could have had a dance party until help arrived....
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20032 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 12:50 pm to
With all of those mattresses and furniture I could’ve made a floating island in short order.

No way I’m drowning on a ship that took that long to sink.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8810 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:00 pm to
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You’ll never guess who sunk the titanic

like we're supposed to believe ice can break iron? what do they think we are, saps?
Posted by NfamousPanda
Central
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:04 pm to
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You’ll never guess who sunk the titanic


JP Morgan being behind it is one of the few conspiracies I actually believe
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Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24185 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:08 pm to
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think the North Atlantic Ocean is pretty cold this time of year. Hypothermia could have been an issue.


Well they hit an…iceberg. So hell yeah the water is cold. Ain’t no icebergs floating around the gulf of America
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:10 pm to
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think the North Atlantic Ocean is pretty cold this time of year. Hypothermia could have been an issue.


Well they hit an…iceberg. So hell yeah the water is cold. Ain’t no icebergs floating around the gulf of America


that water is always cold
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:16 pm to
Speaking of the titanic, has anyone been watching the Magellan channel on YouTube and their HD scans of the Titanic? The details it reveals are fascinating. They have also been releasing HD footage of the Bismark battleship as well..
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92061 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:19 pm to
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Ain’t no icebergs floating around the gulf of America


plenty of square grouper though
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:21 pm to
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AwgustaDawg

Your insanity is next fricking level
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
321 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:38 pm to
If it sank today, there would for sure be some trans man trying to say he's a woman and pregnant because he missed his period to get on a life boat.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16080 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 1:55 pm to
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There was plenty of room for him on that door, she was just a miserable, selfish cvnt.

Surely there is some A.I. clip that tackles this scene in the movie.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46765 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 2:02 pm to
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In a surprise twist of fate, the Federal Reserve was created the year after the Titanic met her demise.


They had to sink it. They were unable to steal from us fast enough before the Fed and IRS.
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1774 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 2:21 pm to
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Surely there is some A.I. clip that tackles this scene in the movie.


Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 2:30 pm to
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If it sank today, there would for sure be some trans man trying to say he's a woman and pregnant because he missed his period to get on a life boat.



If it sank today frick a bunch of women and children first. You want equality? Fight and scratch for it at the life boats, bitch.....

It really ought to be based on age. Kids and their parents regardless of the parents sex and then single people based on age. Old frickers done lived their lives, why is it "right" for 22 year old man to die so a 80 year old woman can live? That one boat that had Kathy Bates big arse in it could have saved 30 young men with their lives ahead of them.

If I am on the crew ima slip and fall into a lifeboat that old boy who was captain of the Concordia claimed he did....he went to prison but he was alive when he was released from prison....
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
5020 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 2:46 pm to
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Guggenheim and his secretary changed into their white ties and tails …… Tell my wife that I played it straight all the way to the end.


He and his male secretary played it straight until the end. Is that what you are telling us?
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1193 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 3:18 pm to
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If the movie with Leo and Kate is remotely close to true you could have lashed the dead bodies together and floated 3 boat loads of folks who weren't dead....at one time there is a scene with about 40K in it and that's after about half that many had jumped in the water. There had to be 25,000 dead bodies floating around with life jackets big enough to float a VW Bug in the water within 15 minutes of the boat hitting the ice. You coulda lashed them together, fetched up the piano and tossed it up on them and 10,000 folks could have had a dance party until help arrived....


WTF?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62156 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 3:22 pm to
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Guggenheim said to the occupants of one lifeboat, "Tell my wife that I played it straight all the way to the end. There is not a woman or child onboard this ship who will die because I was a coward."


Only 3 wars in USA were truly Democratic

War of Independence
World War I
World War II

In all 3, the wealthiest served in active duty with the poorest. Sadly, some great men of note were killed and could not instill that dedication to country to their offspring.

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