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The abnormally large and albino Mocha Dick
Posted on 4/4/26 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 4/4/26 at 11:42 pm
At a reported 70 feet this baw not only had impressive length, but also girth
19th century whalers off the coast of Chile were often fricked when they encountered this Bull Sperm Whale
Ships Attacked: He reportedly attacked at least 100 ships and bested over 20 in combat.
Whalers Killed: While specific counts vary, contemporary accounts claim he killed dozens of sailors during his encounters.
Harpoons: When he was finally killed in 1838, his body contained roughly 19 harpoons from previous battles.
Years Active: He was a known menace for at least 28 years, with first-hand reports dating from 1810 until his death.
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Orca Pods in that area definitely steered clear of this bad boy
He also went down as a gentleman: Legend says Mocha Dick was killed in 1838 after surfacing to defend a female sperm whale whose calf had just been slain by harpooners.
Easily the most badass animal to ever live. He successfully waged war and ramshacked countless whaling vessels for 3 decades.
Somebody pissed him off bad
19th century whalers off the coast of Chile were often fricked when they encountered this Bull Sperm Whale
Ships Attacked: He reportedly attacked at least 100 ships and bested over 20 in combat.
Whalers Killed: While specific counts vary, contemporary accounts claim he killed dozens of sailors during his encounters.
Harpoons: When he was finally killed in 1838, his body contained roughly 19 harpoons from previous battles.
Years Active: He was a known menace for at least 28 years, with first-hand reports dating from 1810 until his death.
Orca Pods in that area definitely steered clear of this bad boy
He also went down as a gentleman: Legend says Mocha Dick was killed in 1838 after surfacing to defend a female sperm whale whose calf had just been slain by harpooners.
Easily the most badass animal to ever live. He successfully waged war and ramshacked countless whaling vessels for 3 decades.
Somebody pissed him off bad
This post was edited on 4/4/26 at 11:43 pm
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Posted on 4/4/26 at 11:47 pm to FAT SEXY
Looks like he came hard.
Posted on 4/4/26 at 11:48 pm to FAT SEXY
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had impressive length, but also girth
PAUSE
Posted on 4/4/26 at 11:55 pm to FAT SEXY
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not only had impressive length, but also girth
That’s what your mom told me last night, nerd
Posted on 4/5/26 at 12:05 am to FAT SEXY
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Whalers Killed: While specific counts vary, contemporary accounts claim he killed dozens of sailors during his encounters.
The dick was full of seamen, you say?
Posted on 4/5/26 at 6:18 am to FAT SEXY
Not that this whale did not exist but seafarers are infamous embellishers.
Posted on 4/5/26 at 6:34 am to FAT SEXY
What a dick
Posted on 4/5/26 at 7:06 am to TheOcean
Posted on 4/5/26 at 7:43 am to FAT SEXY
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Easily the most badass animal to ever live
I don’t know. Those lions from The Ghost and the Darkness were pretty badass too. Might give him a run for his money.
Posted on 4/5/26 at 8:13 am to FAT SEXY
Posted on 4/5/26 at 8:17 am to FAT SEXY
Check out the story of ‘a beast so fierce’
Indian tiger killed and ate like 700 people
Indian tiger killed and ate like 700 people
Posted on 4/5/26 at 8:27 am to FAT SEXY
Really not what I expected when I opened this thread TBH.
Posted on 4/5/26 at 8:48 am to FAT SEXY
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At a reported 70 feet this baw not only had impressive length, but also girth
Would you say this Dick had a girth certificate, then?
(Sorry. Been dying to use that since I saw it posted the offer day in a meme about the guys ham Cannon or some such)
Posted on 4/5/26 at 9:17 am to FAT SEXY
Why was he called Mocha Dick and not White Dick?
Posted on 4/5/26 at 9:29 am to La Place Mike
No way anyone would believe White Dick was that big
Posted on 4/5/26 at 10:18 am to La Place Mike
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Why was he called Mocha Dick and not White Dick?
Or Biggus Dickus?
Posted on 4/5/26 at 10:35 am to TigerReich
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Indian tiger killed and ate like 700 people
Someone said earlier seamen are notorious embellishers .. Indians are notorious for being knuckle dragging dipshits with a talent for getting eaten by wildlife
Posted on 4/5/26 at 11:19 am to ManBearTiger
Based on the story, it was a large female tiger wounded by a dipshit poacher that then realized humans were easier prey.
Cool book of the hunter hired to kill it. No bobs and vagine tho
Cool book of the hunter hired to kill it. No bobs and vagine tho
Posted on 4/5/26 at 2:15 pm to nealnan8
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Not that this whale did not exist but seafarers are infamous embellishers.
True, but I give this story a little more credence just based on the fact that he was reported for almost 30 years.
It wasn't some fantastical one-off tale
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