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Ex-Biden staffer said he accidentally shot girlfriend in shower, charged with death

Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:08 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66159 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:08 pm
Don't you just hate it when you accidentally murder your girlfriend in the shower?


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An ex-security staffer for President Joe Biden charged with killing his girlfriend in San Francisco told police it was a horrific accident.

Nation Wood, 25, was arrested Wednesday 24 hours after he allegedly shot and killed Samantha Emge, 22, a 2025 graduate of San Francisco State University, at the home they shared in the city’s Sunset District.

Wood says on his LinkedIn profile that he was as a part-time security staffer who worked with Biden’s White House Secret Service team starting in 2023.

NY Post


Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
929 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:16 pm to
Pretty girl. Sad case
This post was edited on 3/30/26 at 11:17 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156419 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:20 pm to
Frank Zappa's bastard son



Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
9659 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:43 pm to
Yeah man, as a former SS agent myself, I always brandish firearms in the shower with my girl. It comes with the training. I can see how this is an accident.

/S

Terrible story. I hope they don't let the bastard go like they did Baldwin.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
108793 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:51 pm to
The only gun I’ve shot with a girl in the shower came with vastly different projectiles.
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4508 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 11:51 pm to
terrible story
so you think biden hired the guy?
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
3723 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:14 am to
Guess he never saw Full Metal Jacket. "This is my weapon, this is my gun. One is for fighting , one is for fun."
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96122 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:36 am to
quote:

so you think biden hired the guy?


Biden didn’t even know who Biden was
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7920 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:47 am to
Who among us hasn’t accidentally shot someone in the shower in our lifetime?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11536 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:30 am to
I've accidentally shot my girlfriend in the shower many times, but not like this.
Posted by Fanatics
Member since Nov 2025
360 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:29 am to
she choose poorly
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
81780 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:34 am to
How is it that the name 'Biden' keeps being connected with showers?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
43874 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:44 am to
quote:

so you think biden hired the guy?


Maybe.

According to his daughter, he liked showers.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96122 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:45 am to
As the saying goes............




Democrats are dangerous and violent people. Case in point.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64307 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:52 am to
It is so bizarre to me how anyone can ever argue things like this are "accidents". Theres so many layers of stupid or deliberate evil that precede the tragic outcomes.

I believe there are very few cases of involvement with law enforcement that are not preceded by multiple stupid decisions.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23627 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:57 am to
I'd like some background on these two. What was her major and where was she employed. He doesn't look like a normal guy.
Maybe just San Francisco folk.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
18668 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:23 am to
She looked like a teenager, a young teenager
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14160 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:25 am to
quote:

terrible story
so you think biden hired the guy?


His electric pen probably signed off on it.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
18668 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:27 am to
His people did I suppose but who hired those people? What happened to the buck stops here ? You know that one liner that y’all hold conservatives by ?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10118 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:30 am to
More like Nation Would, amirite
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