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Seaman repeatedly getting all over men and women

Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:11 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71974 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:11 pm
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A Royal Navy sailor has reportedly been found guilty of multiple sexual assault offenses after a court martial was told she repeatedly groped her fellow sailors on a warship, targeting both men and women during a two-year period.

Able Seaman Sian Dowsett, 25, was convicted of six out of seven counts of sexual assault following a trial at Bulford Military Court in Wiltshire.

The offenses were committed over two years, between 2023 and 2024, while she was serving aboard the Portsmouth-based warship HMS Dauntless, a Type 45 destroyer.

Prosecutors told the court Dowsett subjected four fellow sailors, two men and two women, to a course of sexual harassment, including groping male sailors on their crotches, stroking their arms, and making lewd remarks, including, “I like my coffee how I like my men, big and strong.”

Prosecutors told the court Dowsett also groped female sailors, slapping their buttocks and squeezing their breasts, making lewd remarks, including, “Do you like that, baby girl?”


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Able Seaman Sian Dowsett


I'll say!



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This post was edited on 3/28/26 at 1:21 pm
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
5928 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:13 pm to
My wife comes home from work with it all over her too. I assume it’s normal
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
877 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19791 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:21 pm to
I would have been ok with her groping my crotch
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6081 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:23 pm to
This post was edited on 3/28/26 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
14702 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:33 pm to
Those male sailors are gay
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37592 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:02 pm to
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groped her fellow sailors on a warship


I've got a warship she can grope, amirite fellas?
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7695 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:08 pm to
Where was she when I was looking to be groped?
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6649 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:11 pm to
Where were seamen like this when I was in the navy!
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4526 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:11 pm to
Not too bad after a few months at sea
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
761 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:14 pm to
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Those male sailors are gay


they’re called butt pirates for a reason
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
26110 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:24 pm to

This post was edited on 3/28/26 at 2:28 pm
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
11 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:25 pm to
She can grope me
This post was edited on 3/28/26 at 2:26 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134307 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:30 pm to
Well, she can float without a life jacket
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13910 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

groping male sailors on their crotches, stroking their arms, and making lewd remarks, including, “I like my coffee how I like my men, big and strong


And not black?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20008 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 2:50 pm to
Many birds have been guided by her landing strip.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7657 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 3:07 pm to
This is why everyone thinks the navy is for gays
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4480 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 5:12 pm to
Be ready to come about, matey.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2690 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 5:15 pm to
That's the UK for you. Actual frickin' sailors can't even handle the presence of a garden variety skank anymore. I mean, they must have been legitimately terrified of that woman. Why, she looks like she might even tell dirty jokes... or racist ones!

I'm glad I'm in America, where humor isn't illegal yet. Here's one for you corporate types:

What was the worst part of the Holocaust?
The morning meetings!
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1467 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 5:32 pm to
Both are full of seamen



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