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Dealer fees are OOC: "Good luck"

Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:20 am
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:20 am
This is on a used car in Chicago:

Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26559 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:21 am to
Ceramic coating is the biggest BS they all add now. Thieves
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47584 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:24 am to
what is gps? teh doc fees look reasonable. I would tell them remove ceramic coat and gps or no deal.
Posted by 30 Plus Three
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:24 am to
The M5 E60 with the V10 is one of my favorite automobiles ever produced.

What a beast...
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5647 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:25 am to
FEE fi fo fum, I smell the bullshite of a car salesman
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138664 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:26 am to
Simply don't pay them and they will remove them. This is not rocket science.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
88968 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:28 am to
Doc and title/reg fees are fine. They can kick rocks with the rest

ETA: And just saw the vehicle in question, which was undoubtedly the actual point of this post. Well done and subtle
This post was edited on 3/18/26 at 10:29 am
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
38995 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:30 am to
He was about 2-3K high on price already.

I told him, " Thanks and good luck".

M5 Competitions w/ sunroof and not the carbon roof are a bit hard to find, but not impossible.

He's probably got 82-83 in it and looking to make 10 on the deal.

He can hang on to it.

BMW's age like milk.


Posted by jmorr34
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
3425 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:33 am to
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what is gps?


Probably LoJack
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
38995 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:33 am to
Not doing a subtle brag, honestly.

I was pretty impressed to see that much of a fee structure on a used car.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
95919 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:38 am to
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Ceramic coating is the biggest BS they all add now. Thieves



Friend of mine owns probably the largest auot mod place here in town and he said it's absolute garbage and an utter waste of money.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26338 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:40 am to
I'd ask what exactly their ceramic coating is.

Is it a true ceramic coating that was placed after the vehicle was prepped and polished?

Or did they just spray some Turtle Wax Hybrid onto the car after a quick wash?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47584 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:32 am to
Id walk just because if the 8 bullshite

In car pricing, ending a price with 8 is a common practice rooted in psychological pricing and cultural influences:
Psychological pricing ("charm pricing")
Prices ending in 8 (like $28,998 or $35,888) feel lower than a round number. The brain processes $28,998 as closer to $28,000 than $29,000, even though it's nearly $29,000.
Chinese cultural influence
The number 8 is considered extremely lucky in Chinese culture because it sounds like the word for "prosperity" or "wealth" (?, fa). Dealerships — particularly luxury brands like BMW, Mercedes, and Lexus — often use 8-endings to appeal to Chinese-American buyers or in markets like China, where an 8-heavy price can be seen as auspicious.
Industry-wide convention
It became a standard convention in auto pricing, so even dealerships without a specific cultural motivation use it simply because competitors do — and because it works to make prices feel more calculated and less arbitrary than a round number.
Differentiation from retail
Unlike most retail goods that end in 9 (the classic $9.99 trick), car prices tend to use 8 — giving the same psychological "just under" effect while feeling distinct from everyday consumer pricing.
So in short: it makes the price feel lower, may signal good fortune to some buyers, and has become an ingrained industry habit.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16378 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:39 am to
Everything is negotiable. Walk. They always call.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36540 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:41 am to
I've got a car inbound that with Carmax that I'm going to likely buy and the listings all have this on the price: "Price excludes tax, title, tags, and $199 CarMax processing fee (not required by law)."

I'm curious about the "not required by law" part. I'm assuming this is just a random fee that they apply and can legally charge it but it's a Carmax not a state-driven fee?
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10282 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:52 am to
A well-known Chevy-Buick dealer in BR used to have an "advertising fee" tacked on as part of the invoice. What a crock.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
87938 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 12:05 pm to
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Ceramic coating is the biggest BS they all add now. Thieves


Dealerships just use a spray on ceramic during a normal hand wash.
Posted by Novastar
Member since Jan 2023
798 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 12:10 pm to
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Everything is negotiable


Indeed it is.

I love to watch the car salesman's face when I repeatedly say "I'm not paying for that".

Shake their hand, thank them, then walk out. They need the sale more than you need the car.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26338 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 12:18 pm to
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Dealerships just use a spray on ceramic during a normal hand wash.



Every vehicle I've purchased in the past 15 years I've asked the dealership to not have their people wash it.

They do a terrible job. And they like to spray that cheap greasy dressing all over everything.

The last truck I bought, the dealer ignored me, and their people sprayed that grease dressing everywhere, even on the floor mats and pedals. So every time I had to stop on the way home my foot kept on slipping off the brake pedal.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8060 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 12:21 pm to
Bought the wife a vehicle a couple months ago. Did $8,000 better than their initial “deal” in under 5 minutes.

I don’t blame a business for trying to make more money…I blame the customers who don’t know any better and fall for it.
This post was edited on 3/18/26 at 12:23 pm
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