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St. Patrick is the patron saint of…

Posted on 3/17/26 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11777 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 6:11 pm
Engineers.

Just what we need—a bunch of drunk McBaws designing and building things.




Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 6:18 pm to
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a bunch of drunk McBaws designing and building things.
considering the shite I get back sometimes designed by engineers, they were drunk when they did it, or was too busy licking windows to put through into it
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
5032 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 6:42 pm to
It’s a holiday using a Saint to get drunk and turn everything green. I’ve talked to many Catholics who were wasted over the weekend paying homage to Saint Patrick. He brought Christianity to Ireland and people celebrate it by getting inebriated, just silly.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
866 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 6:57 pm to
If my legacy is a worldwide party, I won’t be disappointed.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14939 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:04 pm to
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St. Patrick is the patron saint of…
Snake handlers?
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8740 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1565 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:01 pm to
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Snake handlers?


I was surprised alot of friends didn't know the story of how St Pat was fasting 40 days and was attacked by snakes. He banished them from Ireland and has become known for his snake banishing. He also has zero to do with a 4 leaf clover and holds a 3 leaf clover representing the Trinity.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14939 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 10:17 pm to
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I was surprised alot of friends didn't know the story of how St Pat was fasting 40 days and was attacked by snakes. He banished them from Ireland and has become known for his snake banishing. He also has zero to do with a 4 leaf clover and holds a 3 leaf clover representing the Trinity.
Did he start jumping pews, sipping from jars of poison, and speaking gibberish? I heard he also proclaimed that all white women should wear long, denim skirts and frequent the holy Target and Walmart stores that Jesus would provide.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10421 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 10:33 pm to
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homage to Saint Patrick. He brought Christianity to Ireland


I do wish there would be a little more focus on Saint Patrick. He brought Christianity to the pagan Ireland after he was kidnapped and brought to Ireland from Britain to be a slave, forced to be a slave there for at least 6 years before escaping, went home, became a priest, and then went back to convert Ireland.

Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37021 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 6:29 am to
You do realize there have never been snakes in Ireland....too cold overall. That part of the St.Patrick story is pure myth. Won't say in his fasting he did not encounter metaphorical snakes.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5669 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 6:46 am to
I heard St Patrick was a ginger midget who liked dressing in green and drink and fight
This post was edited on 3/18/26 at 6:51 am
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
5978 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:09 am to
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Engineers


“Just stamp the damn plan”

“Just approve the damn revision… you have no idea what you’re talking about “

“Call or text if it’s important as of right now … no one responds immediately to emails “
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23131 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:14 am to
My mom named a cat St.Ives who is the patron saint of lawyers. I'll take engineers any day.
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4987 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:33 am to
Is all this Godly or just some shite made up by the Catholic Church?

Like if the Mormons started a ‘Father Mike’ day to bake pot brownies and everybody threw a parade, and wore corduroy, or something.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70096 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:43 am to
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He also has zero to do with a 4 leaf clover and holds a 3 leaf clover representing the Trinity.


The 4th leaf is for Super Jesus!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74160 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:43 am to
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I was surprised alot of friends didn't know the story of how St Pat was fasting 40 days and was attacked by snakes. He banished them from Ireland and has become known for his snake banishing.
He is not one bit celebrated in College Station.

This is how they feel about “snakes”:


Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31235 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:40 am to
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I’ve talked to many Catholics who were wasted over the weekend paying homage to Saint Patrick. He brought Christianity to Ireland and people celebrate it by getting inebriated, just silly.


You Scotsman are party poopers.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
11532 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:31 am to
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