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Minnesota woman running for U.S. Senate found guilty in tarantula-throwing incident
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:07 am
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:07 am
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A Minnesota woman running for U.S. Senate, accused of throwing a live tarantula onto a staircase leading to where her then-tenant was staying, has been convicted in the 2024 incident, according to court records.
A jury on Friday found Marisa Simonetti, 32, guilty of one count each of domestic assault, harassment and disorderly conduct, all misdemeanors.
According to the criminal complaint, an individual had been renting out the basement of Simonetti's Edina, Minnesota, home through Airbnb in June 2024. They reported to police that "everything had been fine" until she requested that pest control be hired due to "a lot of large spiders in the basement."
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Police later reviewed a video the individual recorded of Simonetti and the man, which showed the pair talking through a closed door while music was playing loudly, according to the complaint. The video later showed the door was breached, and Simonetti throwing a live tarantula onto stairs leading to the basement and spraying an "unknown substance" in the stairwell.
Court documents said tacks, blocks and toys were also thrown down the stairs during the video.
The individual told police Simonetti had "created so much fear" in them that they could only imagine the reason she and the man would force entry into her living space would be to harm her, according to the complaint.
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:08 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
One hell of a thread title
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:30 am to Major Dutch Schaefer

This post was edited on 3/17/26 at 7:35 am
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:52 am to Proximo
Take heed, refer to the chart, definite rabbit boiling potential. Them eyes. 
This post was edited on 3/17/26 at 7:54 am
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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tarantula-throwing incident
Added to the list of things I never thought I’d hear but here we are.

Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:02 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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Added to the list of things I never thought I’d hear but here we are.
Definately not in MN, if it was Florida, all bets are off.
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:23 am to prouddawg
Face a lil too stout but her body is nice
If shes into arachnids, she may like other web shooters too
If shes into arachnids, she may like other web shooters too
This post was edited on 3/17/26 at 8:33 am
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:46 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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Innocent. I can fix her
Sleep with one eye open.
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:49 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Court documents said tacks, blocks and toys were also thrown down the stairs during the video.

Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:58 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
This is the hot chick from the pizza giveaway videos. How did she go from giving away pizzas to running for Senate? OG Zaza Pizza trailer
Posted on 3/17/26 at 9:11 am to prouddawg
One night stand might be a last night stand 
Posted on 3/17/26 at 9:38 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
This is potentially the strangest thing I've ever seen posted on tPT outside of anything ever posted by Rex (RIP).
I cannot quit this place.
...and that woman has Noem-crazy eyes. She would rock your world, decapitate your pets and then have you thrown in jail just so she knows where you are at all times.
I cannot quit this place.
...and that woman has Noem-crazy eyes. She would rock your world, decapitate your pets and then have you thrown in jail just so she knows where you are at all times.
Posted on 3/17/26 at 9:40 am to TigerAxeOK
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...and that woman has Noem-crazy eyes. She would rock your world, decapitate your pets and then have you thrown in jail just so she knows where you are at all times.

Posted on 3/17/26 at 9:43 am to prouddawg
You know she's crazy in the sac...
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 9:45 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
If she's from Minnesota, you have to know she's already nuts.
Posted on 3/17/26 at 9:51 am to prouddawg
IWHI but I wouldn’t sleep over.
Posted on 3/17/26 at 10:00 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Crazy Bitch
This post was edited on 3/17/26 at 10:02 am
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