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How many hot glazed donuts could you eat in one sitting?

Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7629 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:08 pm
Pick your own supplier.... Mary Lee, Southern Maid, Meche's, don't care (however, Krispy Kreme is prohibited). Assume you are doing it on a dare or for charity. How many could you force down your gullet?

As a much younger man I once ate 6 in a competition with a coworker. He started to pass out on the fifth one.

Oh, and in before "you must be fat."
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13098 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:09 pm to
1.5
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80379 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

however, Krispy Kreme is prohibited


Why?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74060 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:11 pm to
I could eat 6.
Usually I eat 2-3.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7629 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:11 pm to
Because Krispy Kreme is arse, that's why.
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3902 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:12 pm to
26.92 bakers dozen boxes
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
22743 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:12 pm to
I think I could do a dozen if I had to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56659 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:13 pm to
I'm not much of a sweets guy. If I ever get a donut at all, it's jam-filled and I'll eat one and feel my toes start to fall off.

If I had to do it for charity? Probably 18-24, but I would hate myself.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80379 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:13 pm to
They've definitely had production issues from the bigger market share, but a fresh KK is a really good donut. But I haven't had one in years.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25946 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:13 pm to
One, tops.
Posted by HeyShowMeYourTDs
Member since Sep 2025
33 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
come on its got to be tree fifty
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91055 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

One, tops.


same, they always look appealing but one is about my limit, and maybe once a year
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16382 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
My fat neighbor goes to Shipleys and picks up a dozen donuts for his fat family 3-4 mornings a week. He works from home as well.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9425 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
A dozen easy, it’s why I don’t eat them at all.
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6617 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Because Krispy Kreme is arse,

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178027 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:16 pm to
I would hope I could eat a dozen if I had to.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14666 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Because Krispy Kreme is arse, that's why


A fresh KK glazed donut from a storefront is unmatched baw
Posted by FortunateSon
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2024
108 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:18 pm to
Hot Southern Maid donuts? I bet I could eat 8-10. Anything else? Maybe 2-3.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71974 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:19 pm to
3.50
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5926 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:19 pm to
A lot, but the shame I know I'd have from trying has kept me from attempting it.
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