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How many hot glazed donuts could you eat in one sitting?

Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7572 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:08 pm
Pick your own supplier.... Mary Lee, Southern Maid, Meche's, don't care (however, Krispy Kreme is prohibited). Assume you are doing it on a dare or for charity. How many could you force down your gullet?

As a much younger man I once ate 6 in a competition with a coworker. He started to pass out on the fifth one.

Oh, and in before "you must be fat."
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
13027 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:09 pm to
1.5
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80308 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

however, Krispy Kreme is prohibited


Why?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73779 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:11 pm to
I could eat 6.
Usually I eat 2-3.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7572 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:11 pm to
Because Krispy Kreme is arse, that's why.
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3841 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:12 pm to
26.92 bakers dozen boxes
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
22605 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:12 pm to
I think I could do a dozen if I had to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56608 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:13 pm to
I'm not much of a sweets guy. If I ever get a donut at all, it's jam-filled and I'll eat one and feel my toes start to fall off.

If I had to do it for charity? Probably 18-24, but I would hate myself.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80308 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:13 pm to
They've definitely had production issues from the bigger market share, but a fresh KK is a really good donut. But I haven't had one in years.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25796 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:13 pm to
One, tops.
Posted by HeyShowMeYourTDs
Member since Sep 2025
26 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
come on its got to be tree fifty
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90406 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
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One, tops.


same, they always look appealing but one is about my limit, and maybe once a year
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16194 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
My fat neighbor goes to Shipleys and picks up a dozen donuts for his fat family 3-4 mornings a week. He works from home as well.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9088 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:15 pm to
A dozen easy, it’s why I don’t eat them at all.
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6596 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Because Krispy Kreme is arse,

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177221 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:16 pm to
I would hope I could eat a dozen if I had to.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14555 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Because Krispy Kreme is arse, that's why


A fresh KK glazed donut from a storefront is unmatched baw
Posted by FortunateSon
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2024
105 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:18 pm to
Hot Southern Maid donuts? I bet I could eat 8-10. Anything else? Maybe 2-3.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71596 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:19 pm to
3.50
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5829 posts
Posted on 2/25/26 at 1:19 pm to
A lot, but the shame I know I'd have from trying has kept me from attempting it.
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