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USS Gerald Ford has plumbing problems, leftest news is promoting
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:30 pm
News today is the aircraft carrier with 4900 sailers on board is experiencing a clogged toilet each day. Thats considered by the lefties to be critical to the performance of the 13 billion dollar carrier that has spent 270 days from homeport. A suggestion, switch the female hygiene products to water soluble. Thats an Aggie solution to pee pads, but it may encourage waste basket disposal.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:39 pm to Trevaylin
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The USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) is equipped with approximately 650 toilets.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:42 pm to Trevaylin
Not all that uncommon to have plumbing problems on aircraft carriers. We had an entire head back up and overflow because some a-hole stuffed a boondocker down a toilet. The Phantom Shower Shitter is a different story.
This post was edited on 2/24/26 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:43 pm to Trevaylin
It's the Dude Wipes. 100 percent
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:49 pm to Trevaylin
Too many tampons down the men’s toilets.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:04 pm to Trevaylin
In a town of 4900…..some toilets will be clogged every day.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:11 pm to Trevaylin
Just like the land based "climate sensitve low water use toilets" they suck
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:12 pm to Trevaylin
Couldn't they just poo off the side? That's what I do in my Xpress.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:34 pm to wheelr
I thought the Navy specialize in pushing shite
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:42 pm to Trevaylin
On the USS LaSalle AGF-3 in Bahrain we had no sewage treatment system, flush the toilet and it went out a port on the side of the ship. We were not allowed in US or AU ports. 
This post was edited on 2/24/26 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:51 pm to Trevaylin
George Patton:
"Yesterday, the inspector general's office told me... my Italian prisoners didn't have enough latrines. Hell, they didn't know what a damn latrine was till I showed 'em."
"Yesterday, the inspector general's office told me... my Italian prisoners didn't have enough latrines. Hell, they didn't know what a damn latrine was till I showed 'em."
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:28 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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The Phantom Shower Shitter is a different story.
Navy is full of waffle stompers.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:38 pm to Clames
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Navy is full of waffle stompers.
The Phantom Shitter wasn't a stomper, he would just leave a pile. They caught him in the act after about four or five incidents. Squadron guy who selected other squadron and ship's company berthings to do the deed.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:39 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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boondocker
What this is
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:40 pm to Trevaylin
“has spent 270 days from homeport”
Isn’t a cruise normally 6 months?
Isn’t a cruise normally 6 months?
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:41 pm to Trevaylin
My dad was on an amphib and has hilarious stories of what the marines would do to the bathrooms when they picked them up.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:44 pm to Hogwarts
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