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Meanwhile in Kentucky, man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on side of the road
Posted on 2/23/26 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 2/23/26 at 1:58 pm
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HENDERSON, Ky. (WEHT) — A Daviess County man is behind bars after police say he had sexual relations with a dead deer.
Officials with the Central City Police Department say a man driving through Muhlenberg county called 911 after they saw a man appearing to have sexual intercourse with a dead deer on the side of the road.
Officers were dispatched and found the man covered in the deer’s blood and fur. The man was later identified as Allen Osborne.
Osborne was arrested and taken to the Muhlenberg County Detention Center. He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 1:59 pm to SPEEDY
There's a deer sausage joke here somewhere.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 1:59 pm to SPEEDY
He better watch out for Lyme disease.. 
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:00 pm to SPEEDY
Oh deer
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:00 pm to SPEEDY
He looks like what I'd expect from this story.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:00 pm to SPEEDY
Some headlines really make you paws and think about the future of civilization.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:00 pm to SPEEDY
Too bad he didn't have ID on him or then he'd be John Doe.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:00 pm to SPEEDY
Was it a buck or doe?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:00 pm to SPEEDY
How the hell is that illegal?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:01 pm to SPEEDY
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Muhlenberg County
Mr. Peabody's coal train has sure taken a different direction.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:02 pm to HempHead
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Mr. Peabody's coal train has sure taken a different direction.
Looks like he killed more than empty pop bottles
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:02 pm to SPEEDY
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:02 pm to upgrayedd
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Some headlines really make you paws and think about the future of civilization.
When the police asked him if he was ok he was quoted as saying “I feel like a million bucks”
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:04 pm to DustyDinkleman
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When the police asked him if he was ok he was quoted as saying “I feel like a million bucks”
Maybe he was in a rut and this was his way out
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:04 pm to SPEEDY
How can sex with a dead deer on the side of the road be illegal on stolen land?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:04 pm to SPEEDY
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He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.
Is it really a crime if the animal is already dead?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:05 pm to upgrayedd
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Maybe he was in a rut and this was his way out
Is it, doe?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:05 pm to SPEEDY
While that is appalling, I don’t think I would have thought to call 911
“What’s your emergency?”
“Sasquatch is putting it to a deer”
“Please repeat, I couldn’t understand thru your laughter”
“What’s your emergency?”
“Sasquatch is putting it to a deer”
“Please repeat, I couldn’t understand thru your laughter”
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:06 pm to SPEEDY
Gonna need to see pics of the deer before passing judgment.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:06 pm to SPEEDY
David Crosby's long lost son.
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