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Converting to Judaism
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:53 am
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:53 am
I’ve decided that I want to convert for the powerful networking opportunities and connections. But apparently they won’t let me convert because my parents are not Jewish. Any way around this?
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Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:55 am to VooDude
I don’t see why not. I know people who converted that didn’t have any Jewish people in their family.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:55 am to VooDude
Ivanka Trump managed it.
Look into how she did it.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:55 am to VooDude
I'd like to convert for the jokes
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:55 am to VooDude
Your only option now is go to Israel and prove yourself in battle. Good luck & Godspeed.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:56 am to TrueTiger
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Ivanka Trump managed it. Look into how she did it.
So now he has to marry Jared Kushner?
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:56 am to VooDude
You have to pay the foreskin fee up front.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:58 am to forkedintheroad
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You have to pay the foreskin fee up front.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 10:59 am to SallysHuman
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So now he has to marry Jared Kushner?
Seems unlikely. Jared isn't a bisexual polygamist.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:00 am to TrueTiger
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a bisexual polygamist.
Great start to a raunchy story.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:00 am to VooDude
Tell the Rabbi you'll find another Synagogue
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:00 am to MSTiger33
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I don’t see why not. I know people who converted that didn’t have any Jewish people in their family
Really? Let’s hear the story
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:00 am to VooDude
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But apparently they won’t let me convert
Reformed will. Pay them enough money.
You'll never be invited to the special meetings though.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:02 am to VooDude
Next time you think you are typing something that is funny, get a second opinion first.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:02 am to VooDude
Here's my guess at what's going on:
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They won’t let me convert because I’ve decided that I want to convert for the powerful networking opportunities and connections.
This post was edited on 2/21/26 at 11:29 am
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:02 am to VooDude
Actung juden
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:03 am to VooDude
Try a little subtlety with your trolling next time
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:03 am to VooDude
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I’ve decided that I want to convert for the powerful networking opportunities and connections. But apparently they won’t let me convert because my parents are not Jewish. Any way around this?
I have a neighbor who went from Catholic to World Wide Church of God to Jewish. He has been a hardcore Jew for well over 20 years now.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:04 am to SallysHuman
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Great start to a raunchy story.
I knew you would love it.
Posted on 2/21/26 at 11:05 am to Ponchy Tiger
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He has been a hardcore Jew
Like Matisyahu hardcore or Ben Shapiro hardcore?
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