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Mardi Gras parades would be better if the riders threw cash instead of beads

Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:58 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7955 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:58 pm
There would be no more bead litter, and instead of millions being sent to Chicom for junk beads, most of that money would stay in the local economy. As an added bonus, the fights among drunk adults for the cash would be epic. Cups can stay.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
77511 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 8:59 pm to
No way that turns bad.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17489 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:03 pm to
Sounds fun until you catch a roll of quarters to the side of the head.
This post was edited on 2/17/26 at 9:04 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73854 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:04 pm to
People fight over cups and doubloons i can imagine what people would do for money
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195621 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:05 pm to
throw drugs,, floats could be sponsored by BigPharm

think of the Oyzimpc melees
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9903 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:15 pm to
The floats wouldn’t even make it off Tchoup to Napoleon before being robbed.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3506 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:21 pm to
MOON PIE
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8555 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:30 pm to
I prefer cabbage and potatoes so I can make dinner
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
2478 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:47 pm to
I was riding in Mobile for a group there years ago. We turned on the street near the beginning with all the bars (I think Conception? Not sure).

Anyway, I am tossing my throws and air out a Moon Pie that somehow travels into one of the bars, weaves it way through the crowd without hitting anyone, and makes contact with the solar plexus of a bartender behind the bar in the back of the room. I see her double over after impact but there is nothing that I can do from the top of a moving float. And why I watched that particular pie the entire time I have no idea.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14591 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 10:11 pm to
Fantastic idea. The tits would be great..,. Absolutely nothing could go wrong with this plan.. absolutely nothing…..
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
14481 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 10:32 pm to
Would be hilarious, just get a money gun and fill it with one dollar bills and start spraying.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12169 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 10:43 pm to
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Mardi Gras parades would be better if the riders threw cash instead of beads


I remember one year. Popeyes sponsored some krewes to throw special Popeyes doubloons for Mardi Gras for a free two piece dinner. The float leaders hated it for bringing too much “commercialism” into Mardi Gras.

Then you have a few other incidents where the no fun police get offended like for the Barbie issue. One year a Houma float rider bought some old rap cassettes singles in the mid 2000’s, unfortunately one of the tracks was N—-s Die Young. And then another time, a Krewe got in trouble for throwing dog biscuits and dog food.


I heard this year someone was throwing flat panel TV’s on one Krewe. But some of the craziest items have to be kitchen appliances. I remember one year catching a hand mixer back when Walmart had 4 dollar mixers, blenders, can openers, etc. on Black Friday.
This post was edited on 2/17/26 at 11:44 pm
Posted by P0SEIDON
Member since Apr 2014
333 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 11:20 pm to
A guy on the top of the float I was riding on in Endymion threw about $5k while we were riding down Carrollton. When we saw it flutter down we thought it was fake at first till we picked some up that landed on the bottom. Made a cool $58 bucks that ride.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7955 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

A guy on the top of the float I was riding on in Endymion threw about $5k while we were riding down Carrollton. When we saw it flutter down we thought it was fake at first till we picked some up that landed on the bottom. Made a cool $58 bucks that ride.


Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12169 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

A guy on the top of the float I was riding on in Endymion threw about $5k while we were riding down Carrollton.


Teller must have thought he was crazy. I need 4,999 in singles to stay under the withdrawal limit.

Plot twist he probably works for a bank and did the ordering himself.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26453 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 12:13 am to
We were on a balcony one year and one of the guys I was with got hammered, ran out of beads, and started tossing dollar bills. Cops made him stop.

Nothing exciting happened other than titties and cops. Typical Mardi Gras shite.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2094 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 12:36 am to
With a handle like eightballjacket, you don’t think things through much do you?
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
1055 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:20 am to
Same as a coconut? Lol
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23038 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:29 am to
Posted by tigerinms
east central ms
Member since Feb 2010
346 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:29 am to
We have enough shooting going on already. Would be people out there trying to get rent money!!!
I can only imagine crowd that would attract.
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