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Japan offering 50,000 yen bounty for each illegal immigrant turned in

Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:33 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:33 am
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:39 am to
This is the way most asian countries are. I think Japan is like 95%+ actual Japanese people.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128906 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:41 am to
Japan had to deal with Indian and Pakistani immigrants coming in for 6 months and immediately elected an overwhelming conservative far right super majority

based as hell
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17279 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:41 am to
Can you even call it a bounty if capture isn't part of the equation?
Posted by Geauxldilocks
Member since Aug 2018
5819 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:43 am to
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This is the way most asian countries are. I think Japan is like 95%+ actual Japanese people.


50 years from now Japan GDP will surpass the US if we do not pivot to this approach.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19264 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:45 am to
I really do love Japan. I feel like the war brought us closer and we have forged a long term relationship.
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
12304 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:53 am to
Give illegals in the US one half ounce of gold for turning themselves in for self deportation.

Includes a pleasant return process and entry into a national lottery to return.

Disclaimer: Besides very inconsequential legal offenses, any crime of violence or fraud excludes entry into the national lottery.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
64386 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:58 am to
yes, yes
Posted by theballguy
Un-PC for either side
Member since Oct 2011
35300 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:58 am to
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We need to up our game



They abolished ICE because their citizens can do it better.
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
9831 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:00 am to
I'd rat my own, liberal sister in Portland out for $326.88. I'd even pay twice as much... lol

/sarcasm
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
8865 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:03 am to
I have a friend that was an EP PAT on Japan. He got married, had 3 kids and the divorced.

He lost a multi-million dollar business and was put on thr street.

She was Japanese and he was not. She won and was gonna win no matter what. He was not allowed to see his kids. They hooked up on social media like 10 years after that.
This post was edited on 2/12/26 at 11:04 am
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
3375 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:03 am to
That would work here…….looking at you Kristi Noem….
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
5157 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:06 am to
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50 years from now Japan GDP will surpass the US if we do not pivot to this approach.

Japan has a 1.15 fertility rate right now. (US is at 1.6 which is not good either but we are at least ahead by half a kid) If they don't fix that, they will be a complete mess in 50 years.
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
2478 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:06 am to
quote:

feel like the war brought us closer and we have forged a long term relationship.


Well, they have no real choice in the matter so…?
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4822 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:17 am to
Is there a bag limit?
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
5259 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 12:02 pm to
$1k per illegal would save us billions long term.

All those stupid frickers protesting in MN, would immediately start turning them in if they were paid for it
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19264 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 12:35 pm to
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Well, they have no real choice in the matter so…?


Sure they do, it’s been a long time since WWII.
Posted by Tifway419
Member since Sep 2022
1998 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 2:13 pm to
Reinforces my thought that if there was a place other than the US that I had to live forever, it would be Japan.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65650 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 2:15 pm to
Need Elon to put his money up, and a tip line
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9921 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

I feel like the war brought us closer and we have forged a long term relationship.


I wouldn't say closer but I would say that they respected us after we defeated them in battle. I think that's built into their racial makeup.

Japan is a marked contrast to Germany. Japan bent to US policy postwar but never broke. They never stopped being proud of being Japanese. Germany on the other hand became a shell of itself. Where Japan was resilient, we completely broke the German spirit and then pushed them to hate themselves and their people and history. Japan never apologized for war crimes in their history books, and we said nothing. And yet we've made Germans prostrate themselves in every facet of their modern existence for what they did. Japan attacked us but they were always of secondary importance. They were just an excuse FDR needed to crush Germany. Germany was always who our liberal establishment hated to the core. They never really gave a shite about Japan.
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