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TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport

Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:38 pm
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:38 pm


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Fans disgusted by the anti-American rhetoric of current Olympic athletes will instead be able to watch as Kid Rock takes on figure skating, cross-country skiing, and the halfpipe.


Call me Robert Ritchie!!
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:39 pm to
The Bee, unlike The Onion, admirably will ride with humor wherever it is to be found
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:39 pm to
Bawitdabiathalon
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:40 pm to
They got Lindsey Von on the para-Olympic ski team next year!!
Posted by tketaco
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:54 pm to
fricking christ can you label babylon bee in the OP.

God damn boomer bee thread bullshite.

I like babylon bee but it needs to be labeled in the OP. God damn blind linking shite.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:57 pm to
You can't call someone else a boomer if you clicked on this thread thinking it was anything other than the Babylon Bee
Posted by Perfect Circle
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:59 pm to
OK, Kid Rock is getting tiresome. The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own, they keep trotting out this guy.

Edit to add: Oh, it's the Bee.
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

OK, Kid Rock is getting tiresome. The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own, they keep trotting out this guy.

Edit to add: Oh, it's the Bee


Yet another boomer who can't figure out obvious satire.

Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:07 pm to
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OK, Kid Rock is getting tiresome. The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own, they keep trotting out this guy.


To be fair, I always thought his country stuff was fairly talented. His rock side can be a little corny, but his song was actually good (not quite SB vibe) but a solid 7.5 out of 10 (I’m not a boomer)
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 4:08 pm
Posted by StrongOffer
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:09 pm to
I would 100% watch some average baws try the biathlon. They could call it the straight as an arrow athlon.
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:13 pm to
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Yet another boomer who can't figure out obvious satire.


Oh, is this your first visit to the PT Board?
Posted by tketaco
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:32 pm to
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You can't call someone else a boomer if you clicked on this thread thinking it was anything other than the Babylon Bee


I'm not here to solve riddles in the OP. I see something on a political board and I'm curious to whats going on, I'm going to click it. I don't need to be Rick Rolled because someone thinks they're a comedian posting bee articles.
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:36 pm to
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fricking christ can you label babylon bee in the OP.

God damn boomer bee thread bullshite.

I like babylon bee but it needs to be labeled in the OP. God damn blind linking shite.


So you really are solid on your admiration for Robert Ritchie, aka Kid Rock. It has been duly noted. After reading the subject line and realizing he would be competing in every sport, which sport did you feel would set him apart from the rest of the field?
Posted by tketaco
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

So you really are solid on your admiration for Robert Ritchie, aka Kid Rock. It has been duly noted. After reading the subject line and realizing he would be competing in every sport, which sport did you feel would set him apart from the rest of the field?


Not gonna play your foolishness. Label your god damn Bee Threads.

Bee Article

Like that!
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 5:11 pm
Posted by AURulz1
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by TigerAxeOK
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:18 pm to
Man I seriously love watching curling. They get busy with those brooms and it mesmerizes me. It's the only thing I really miss about the Olympics.
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:22 pm to
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Like that!


You're welcome.
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:24 pm to
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Man I seriously love watching curling. They get busy with those brooms and it mesmerizes me. It's the only thing I really miss about the Olympics.


Robert has good form, though.
Posted by tketaco
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:27 pm to
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You're welcome.


I'm welcomed to some proper OPs.
Posted by FrontlineTiger
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Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:31 pm to
"The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own"

Just a retarded comment, go sit in the corner Circle Jerk
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