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TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:38 pm
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Fans disgusted by the anti-American rhetoric of current Olympic athletes will instead be able to watch as Kid Rock takes on figure skating, cross-country skiing, and the halfpipe.
Call me Robert Ritchie!!
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:39 pm to Timeoday
The Bee, unlike The Onion, admirably will ride with humor wherever it is to be found
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:40 pm to Pettifogger
They got Lindsey Von on the para-Olympic ski team next year!!
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:54 pm to Timeoday
fricking christ can you label babylon bee in the OP.
God damn boomer bee thread bullshite.
I like babylon bee but it needs to be labeled in the OP. God damn blind linking shite.
God damn boomer bee thread bullshite.
I like babylon bee but it needs to be labeled in the OP. God damn blind linking shite.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:57 pm to tketaco
You can't call someone else a boomer if you clicked on this thread thinking it was anything other than the Babylon Bee 
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:59 pm to Timeoday
OK, Kid Rock is getting tiresome. The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own, they keep trotting out this guy.
Edit to add: Oh, it's the Bee.
Edit to add: Oh, it's the Bee.
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:03 pm to Perfect Circle
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OK, Kid Rock is getting tiresome. The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own, they keep trotting out this guy.
Edit to add: Oh, it's the Bee
Yet another boomer who can't figure out obvious satire.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:07 pm to Perfect Circle
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OK, Kid Rock is getting tiresome. The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own, they keep trotting out this guy.
To be fair, I always thought his country stuff was fairly talented. His rock side can be a little corny, but his song was actually good (not quite SB vibe) but a solid 7.5 out of 10 (I’m not a boomer)
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:09 pm to Timeoday
I would 100% watch some average baws try the biathlon. They could call it the straight as an arrow athlon.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:13 pm to Centinel
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Yet another boomer who can't figure out obvious satire.
Oh, is this your first visit to the PT Board?
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:32 pm to Pettifogger
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You can't call someone else a boomer if you clicked on this thread thinking it was anything other than the Babylon Bee
I'm not here to solve riddles in the OP. I see something on a political board and I'm curious to whats going on, I'm going to click it. I don't need to be Rick Rolled because someone thinks they're a comedian posting bee articles.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:36 pm to tketaco
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fricking christ can you label babylon bee in the OP.
God damn boomer bee thread bullshite.
I like babylon bee but it needs to be labeled in the OP. God damn blind linking shite.
So you really are solid on your admiration for Robert Ritchie, aka Kid Rock. It has been duly noted. After reading the subject line and realizing he would be competing in every sport, which sport did you feel would set him apart from the rest of the field?
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:08 pm to Timeoday
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So you really are solid on your admiration for Robert Ritchie, aka Kid Rock. It has been duly noted. After reading the subject line and realizing he would be competing in every sport, which sport did you feel would set him apart from the rest of the field?
Not gonna play your foolishness. Label your god damn Bee Threads.
Bee Article
Like that!
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:18 pm to Timeoday
Man I seriously love watching curling. They get busy with those brooms and it mesmerizes me. It's the only thing I really miss about the Olympics.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:22 pm to tketaco
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Like that!
You're welcome.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:24 pm to TigerAxeOK
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Man I seriously love watching curling. They get busy with those brooms and it mesmerizes me. It's the only thing I really miss about the Olympics.
Robert has good form, though.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:27 pm to Timeoday
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You're welcome.
I'm welcomed to some proper OPs.
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:31 pm to Perfect Circle
"The Right is so desperate for celebrities to call their own"
Just a retarded comment, go sit in the corner Circle Jerk
Just a retarded comment, go sit in the corner Circle Jerk
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