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How many chew on “fitness” gum?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:43 am
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:43 am
I have a coworker whose New Year’s resolution was to have a more defined jaw line. So for the last month he’s been chewing on “fitness” gum 8 hours a day for at least 5 days a week. I haven’t noticed a difference, but he said he can tell, and he’s already progressed to a gum with a higher resistance.
How many on here chew on “fitness” gum? What level of resistance are you on? And have you noticed a difference in your jaw line?
How many on here chew on “fitness” gum? What level of resistance are you on? And have you noticed a difference in your jaw line?
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Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:47 am to jafari rastaman
Never heard of a Fitness gum but I did see some bullshite ad on Facebook for some $50 rubber device you put in your mouth and chew on all day. It’s supposed to give you a “Brad Pitt” jawline.
Sounds like they have figured out a solution to having a chiseled jawline without having to spend $50,000 on plastic surgery.
Sounds like they have figured out a solution to having a chiseled jawline without having to spend $50,000 on plastic surgery.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 6:49 am
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:49 am to jafari rastaman
Tell him to just get it over with and grow a beard. 
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:55 am to jafari rastaman
Anything but workout. The American way
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:59 am to WaydownSouth
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Anything but workout. The American way
Sounds like he’s literally working out
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:00 am to jafari rastaman
I'm already a little too handsome as it is.
Pass.
Pass.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:01 am to jafari rastaman
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I have a coworker whose New Year’s resolution was to have a more defined jaw line. So for the last month he’s been chewing on “fitness” gum 8 hours a day for at least 5 days a week.
That’s definitely some first world problem, white people stuff.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 7:05 am
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:02 am to WaydownSouth
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Anything but workout. The American way
Just out of curiosity… what do you call repeatedly using your muscles to move against resistance?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:02 am to jafari rastaman
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:04 am to Ace Midnight
quote:Same. It's a burden sometimes actually...
I'm already a little too handsome as it is.
Pass.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:13 am to jafari rastaman
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:22 am to Lonnie Utah
He thinks he's going to look like Giga Chad. Lol
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:26 am to aubiecat
Let me know how the TMJ goes
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:26 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I’m pretty sure he would already have to have a strong jawline to improve on. You can’t create the bone structure by chewing.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:30 am to jafari rastaman
wtf. Fitness gum is sir Winston levels of gay.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:32 am to MintBerry Crunch
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Just out of curiosity… what do you call repeatedly using your muscles to move against resistance?
Typical. Fats of the OT view chewing/eating as exercise
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:33 am to jafari rastaman
I thought this was going to be about the old joke re: using “fitness” in a sentence.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:57 am to jafari rastaman
Tightening his jaw line won’t cure his low t insecurities he exudes to every split-tail within earshot.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 8:07 am to jafari rastaman
He’s going to have issues with his teeth / jaw.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 8:09 am to theCrusher
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He’s going to have issues with his teeth / jaw
That’s why I said let me know how the TMJ goes. It will cause more problems than what he’s trying to get out of it. Once you aggravate those jaw joints and muscle muscles it is a bitch to get them back.
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