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Tyrann Mathieu drank bleach to try and pass a drug test at LSU

Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:01 pm
Posted by bradygolf98
Member since Jan 2021
3338 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:01 pm


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I come across some shite that says put some bleach on top of your Coca-Cola - and so I did that.
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
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Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:03 pm to
It's always frick LSU compliance, but it baffles me that he just couldn't stop smoking pot lmao
Posted by Morpheus
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Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:05 pm to
Bro that stuff is Catnip for some.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41651 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:06 pm to
True dedication to LSU. Love it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90193 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

rue dedication to


weed
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
7975 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:07 pm to
Yeah he should’ve done what any reasonable person does and drank himself into oblivion. You anti-pot guys are the biggest retards on earth.
Posted by JimTiger72
LA
Member since Jun 2023
17717 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:09 pm to
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Yeah he should’ve done what any reasonable person does and drank himself into oblivion.

Or you know he could’ve just been sober
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2694 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:11 pm to
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Yeah he should’ve done what any reasonable person does and drank himself into oblivion. You anti-pot guys are the biggest retards on earth.


Has nothing to do with being anti-pot. Not being able to understand that makes you look like the biggest retard on earth.
Posted by lurking
Member since Nov 2022
1402 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:15 pm to
Compliance was overly aggressive, but yeah. Just stop smoking for a few months
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:17 pm to
Good thing pot is not addictive or he may have had a real problem.
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
529 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:22 pm to
Love TM7, but that is fricking retarded as shite
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
176249 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:24 pm to
Jordan Jefferson and Karnell Hatcher were just as big of dope heads as Tyrann Mathieu. Too bad those two weren’t kicked off the team instead. Hatcher murdering Mo Claiborne on the last play before halftime at Arkansas in 2010 is one of the dumbest plays of all time.
Posted by Jim bean xxx
Member since Sep 2018
9252 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:28 pm to
Wonder if they even have drug test now

Seems no one ever fails a drug test or flunk out
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10745 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:32 pm to
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You anti-pot guys are the biggest retards on earth.


I have nothing against pot or people who smoke it.
I really don't care one way or the other on the matter.

but I do find it entertaining as hell that the people who scream the loudest about how great it is and how it's not addictive and it's so totally safe, etc. can't stop doing it to save their lives and will do stupid shite like drink bleach to hide it.

as far as TM7 at LSU is concerned, look at it like this.
every job you ever has will come with a set of rules and regulations attached to it.
you don't have to like all of those rules, but if you want to not get fired, you have to follow them.

it's really that damn simple.




Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
7975 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:37 pm to
You idiots laugh at stories about Mett and the long line of degenerates that came through LSU doing god knows what while fricked up on alcohol and everything else. This kid came in, played his arse off, represented LSU well and supported the team even when he was unjustly ostracized and booted because his vice was a fricking plant that is objectively far and away less harmful than booze. Make it make sense. Can’t wait for the “derp it wuz agaist ta rulez tho” responses. So was paying for players and all the rest of the shite those teams did forever. Didn’t stop any of you from cheering for them. He was treated like shite for no reason, full stop.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
7975 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:39 pm to
Of course they don’t. The same way they don’t test regular workers for alcohol metabolites or fricking cheeseburgers. If they did you wouldn’t have a team or likely even staff at your workplace
Posted by Bacon84
Texas
Member since Oct 2012
1416 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:40 pm to
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it baffles me that he just couldn't stop smoking pot l


But I heard it's not addictive!!!!!!
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
87661 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:44 pm to
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I come across some shite that says put some bleach on top of your Coca-Cola - and so I did that.


Didn’t know Tyrann was MAGA
Posted by Red504
Member since Dec 2025
195 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:45 pm to
People in the streets have been known to try this that have to pass mandatory drug test for probation n parole. Though their may not be any scientific evidence to this working he definitely didn't decide to wake up one day with this idea .
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3721 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 12:46 pm to
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Yeah he should’ve done what any reasonable person does and drank himself into oblivion. You anti-pot guys are the biggest retards on earth.



It’s funny that people like you immediately jump to this instead of asking someone to take accountability for the actions. Even after Tyrann has taken accountability and acknowledged his mistake.
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