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Medical Emergency Aboard ISS
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:37 pm to Btrtigerfan
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:41 pm to Btrtigerfan
quote:
unwell crew member
sounds like a case of the runs is all that's happened
still, a crappy situation
Wonder who it was?
Could've been any of them:
1. Boomer past his prime
2. DEI female hire
3. Goofy Russian cosmonaut
4. Old Japanese guy
Front row, from left: Pilot Mike Fincke and Commander Zena Cardman. Back from left: Mission Specialists Oleg Platonov and Kimiya Yui of the Japanese space agency JAXA
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2l9perw68o
This post was edited on 1/8/26 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:41 pm to Shexter
quote:
sounds like a case of the runs is all that's happened
still, a crappy situation
holy shite!!
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:44 pm to 777Tiger
Mayday, mayday, mayday. Code brown! Code brown!
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:46 pm to Shexter
If you've been in outer space for 6 months I would think Zena (bottom right) might become an OT10.


Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:48 pm to LSURussian
Got the squirts in Zero-G.
Better get em on them green pills.
Better get em on them green pills.
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:48 pm to LSURussian
quote:
If you've been in outer space for 6 months I would think Zena (bottom right) might become an OT10.
No bags in space. Just keep the visor down
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:52 pm to KosmoCramer
quote:
Mayday, mayday, mayday. Code brown! Code brown!
skid marks on thruster three! get a roll over here ASAP!
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:55 pm to LSURussian
quote:
If you've been in outer space for 6 months I would think Zena (bottom right) might become an OT10.
My money on this emergency is that she broke one of those guy's coke cans.
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:58 pm to Btrtigerfan
Great, now they'll bring space flu back to earth.
Posted on 1/8/26 at 2:59 pm to Btrtigerfan
That's a long way for a 911 call. The response time is going to suck.
Posted on 1/8/26 at 4:30 pm to Shexter
quote:
sounds like a case of the runs is all that's happened
still, a crappy situation
I took my sons with our scouting troop to the space and rocket center in Huntsville this past weekend. One of the presentations there was about living aboard the ISS, from exercise equipment, food, water treatment, all the way to the space toilet and how all that works. Kind of neat to learn about, but also a little disturbing. It is a tiny little toilet seat with an opening 5-6 inches across, so they train them to "lock in" over the hole. Inside is a plastic bag, and if there is an especially large BM, they have a metal stick to poke it down into the bag before sealing it up. Liquids, there is a vacuum hose with a cone shaped nozzle at the end. I'd imaging trying to capture a loose liquid stool in near zero gravity would not be a pleasant experience.
Posted on 1/8/26 at 4:47 pm to TU Rob
Posted on 1/8/26 at 4:48 pm to TU Rob
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if there is an especially large BM, they have a metal stick to poke it down into the bag before sealing it up
How big’s the bag? I take huge shits so I’d be fighting with that thing like Captain Jack Sparrow
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