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What are the three best feelings a male can enjoy?

Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:32 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32811 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:32 pm
Not counting an O, that would be the obvious #1 for every male.

1. Jumping into a swimming pool after mowing the yard on a hot summer day.

2. Blow drying your balls after a hot shower/bath.

3. Legit Thai Massage where they walk on your back.

This post was edited on 1/1/26 at 8:33 pm
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5134 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:33 pm to
In before “Your mom”…
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6752 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:33 pm to
Getting home from work. The kids and dogs run to the door to greet you and the fun begins. That is pretty hard to beat.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14959 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:33 pm to
A well broken in cuck chair
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
15095 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:35 pm to
Flatulence after having to hold it in around people.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15196 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

3. Legit Thai Massage where they





walk on your back.


What??
A legit Thai massage better include a happy ending.
This post was edited on 1/1/26 at 8:37 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7043 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:35 pm to
Waking up next to a woman you love, snuggling up and grabbing a boob.

Hearing your children laugh

Tie: a well struck 3 iron/setting the hook
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195023 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:35 pm to
nb4 your mom



1. A short woman proctologist, small hands
2, Clean high thread count sheets
3. Something tasty in the fridge after a late night



4 a decent internet connection for porn
This post was edited on 1/1/26 at 8:42 pm
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1636 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:36 pm to
A deuce the size of a small snake.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195023 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:37 pm to
Clearly I made the in before your mom joke first; however I also class up'd the joint with some wit
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43219 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:37 pm to
Touching a boob.

Peeing after having to hold it for a long time.

Firm hug from a chubby guy.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10528 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:38 pm to
Q-tip in the ear
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3827 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:38 pm to
That first crisp fall air feeling
Opening the first beer on your day off
Your mom
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15906 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:39 pm to
Endorphin high from exercise

Boarding group 1 and first class seat on a business flight.

Monday morning status meetings with your team

Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35122 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:40 pm to
Unsolicited hug from your daughter.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71148 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:40 pm to
Seeing your enemies driven before you
The unconditional love of a child
Getting the buck of your lifetime
Posted by xBirdx
Member since Sep 2018
2377 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:41 pm to
1. Healthy family

2. Consistent income

3. Happy wife
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2582 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:44 pm to
Holding my wife’s arse while I fall asleep

Shooting a target buck

Setting the hook on a bass

Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8797 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:45 pm to
Sloppy blowjob from a lady that knows what she’s doing.

Warm fire on a cold morning

Holding your newborn baby
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13532 posts
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Legit Thai Massage where they walk on your back.

And provide a happy ending.
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